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@ChristianArcand Drive FOR FIVE IS Complete!!

The Red Sox are 6-26 when they allow more than 2 runs in a game this season.

8 straight games with 3 runs or less from the Red Sox offense. Bello was terrible and the game was over in the first inning. Felt like a genuine waste of time watching from that point forward just knowing what we’ve seen. Mix in a rain delay in there at 7-0 just to fuck with us.

I just realized that Brayan Bello is this generation’s Clay Buchholz. He has the ability (and has shown as much) to be really good. But when he’s bad, he’s the worst pitcher in the league. I am living my 2015 nightmare all over again just with a different right-hander.

@FortniteStatus @FNFestival @esdeekidd @FNFestival has become…

@FNFestival @esdeekidd Century and Rottweiler are now added to the Shop and the Festival jam track rotation!

The Dark Error is here. @esdeekidd is available in the shop!

@MLB @Braves @RedSox

@MLB @Braves Every team that plays the Red Sox can thank this man.. all you got to do is score more than 2 runs and you are most likely to beat the Red Sox

Mike Yastrzemski’s walk-off double wins it for the @Braves in Atlanta!

@NFLonFOX @FitzyGFY @TomBrady @packers @Patriots Fuck that Pizza Hut eating Motha Fucka (;

He's backkkkk 👀 The GOAT @TomBrady returns to New England for the first time as a broadcaster in Week 9 when the @packers take on the @Patriots on FOX 👏📺

This might be the worst Red Sox team I've ever watched.

They've ruined my Summah !!!! ...and it's not even summah yet

@Jared_Carrabis He was the perfect fit to be a Red Sox player… thanks Henry

KYLE FROM WALTHAM UNLOADS ON ONE IN FRONT OF DOZENS OF HIS HOMETOWN FANS

@MLB This looks a lot like John Henry….🤔

Kyle Schwarber breaks the scoreless tie with his MLB-leading 18th home run 💪

Patriots vs. Lions in Germany.

Kyle Schwarber played 51 games for the Red Sox in 2021. In that stretch: • 10 HR • 24 RBI • .901 OPS • Led Red Sox to the ALCS He also absolutely destroys at Fenway: • .344 AVG • 1.137 OPS • 7 HR in 27 career games *One of the best hitters ever at Fenway of any player ever with 100+ at bats. Boston let him walk over a 4-year, $79M deal. They had another shot this past offseason and missed again. Now, Schwarber already has 17 HR in 2026. The Red Sox as a TEAM? • 17 wins • 29 HR in 40 games (3rd fewest in MLB)

Removed from their seats??? I guess the Red Sox found that easier than actually finding hitters who could score more than 1 run

Payton Tolle is my favorite thing about the Red Sox.

What it feels like watching this lineup

Roman Anthony, Caleb Durbin, Trevor Story, Mickey Gasper, Isiah Kiner-Falefa, Andrew Monasterio, Connor Wong, and Masataka Yoshida combine to have the same amount of home runs at Fenway as Aroldis Chapman.

I have a very loose source that's telling me we fucking suck

Something occured to me during recording this week: Betts, Bogaerts and Devers were, in order, trade, free-agent swap (effectively for Story) and trade. And they received next to nothing to show for it. NOTHING. Other than saving about $800M, of course. #SalaryDumps youtu.be/p4nCEdZyCwA?si… via @YouTube