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@markiplier apparently Snapchat thinks you're a tragedy

OH MY GOD so I'm reading back through my tweets. My stomach didn't hurt, my gallbladder was on the verge of exploding. Turns out if your stomach hurts so much that it makes other parts of your body hurt, you should go to the emergency room.

Does your stomach ever hurt so bad that your boobs hurt

@smartereveryday @MattWhitmanTMBH I'm listening to NDQ from a few weeks ago and I think you skipped over a very important musical weapon. Piccolo. Low on defense I know, but it's got stealth, it's sharp, and you can instantly deafen/stun someone with a high E

But also like this is what she gets when she jokingly asks her design obsessed daughter to make something. I did up a whole menu in about 10 minutes. But she expected it to be on a blank piece of internet.

My mom just told me she had expected me to do something on a blank piece of internet. Kind of like how you'd write something on a blank paper, but like digitally, it's just... Internet.

It is also heavily um... Inspired... Copied directly from.... The fault in our stars

Ya know when you're reading a cheap little romance novel, and you suddenly realize... This was written as a fanfiction. They didn't even change the main male character's name.

I just forced myself awake from a really complicated dream I was having, cause my brain wanted to continue building the dream and I wanted to wake up, so I just are like 8 reeses pumpkins to make up for it

@DouglasPUD hey im house-sitting for some people in east Wenatchee and the power just went out. Any news?

@TeletubbiesHQ So....is this some sort of multiverse thing orrr....

@smartereveryday This reminds me of the song Mah's Joint by Jon Bellion

Mom would withdraw a small bit of cash from Granny’s account and give it to her... and Granny would always immediately give it to the first person that walked in the door to visit. Granny worked hard all her life and wants to provide for others to the greatest extent possible.

My Granny’s mind is slipping. My mother and aunt do a great job of taking care of her. For some reason Granny insists on having cash so she can give it to people.

@SwimDadx4 @smartereveryday Oh, ya there's that too. But this is just for normal like newsletters and stuff, Gmail sends me a notification when I havn't opened one in 2 months

@PotatoChip98 @smartereveryday Yeah if the underlying address is along the lines of "customerservice42461@amazonprime.com.234.fm" then hit that "report spam" button instead...

Try this today. That thing you bought 6 months ago and they're still sending you promotional emails? Open one of the emails.... Scroll to the bottom. Click UNSUBSCRIBE. Lather, Rinse, Repeat Do this every so often and you'll be surprised

@Casey I spite scroll when I see him

I appreciate this guy but also think he should mind his own business

@robot @dbrand 👍

@dbrand @PotatoChip98 Check your DM.

@dbrand hey dbrand! I saw someone selling what I'm pretty sure is your exact switch/switch lite skins, claiming it as their idea. I don't want to make any judgements or post it publicly without being sure, but is there anyone I could DM the store's info so you guys could check?

@Dicerolltv I like my creativity. I'll do something cool and then when I look at it again I'm like wait....I did that. And I really like it

@doddleoddle Ppl are worried about details? The entire point was to create a story line around ABBA songs. And they did it twice! It's not about continuity, it's about the music!

can someone tell me why Mamma Mia 2 isnt canon it really bugs me

It's just so frustrating the way the whole thing worked out. I know I'm going to be ok. I'll work things out. I'll find a job, and I'll be fine. But I wish I was in something that was a little more secure.

I applied to other internships. I applied for as many as I could. Only 1 ever got back to me. The rest didn't even reject my application, they just never even opened it. The 1 that got back to me didn't even open it till after the quarter had already started& I'd made my own way

When all the companies in your field decide to put internships on hold during the pandemic, but your school decides to still make you do one.