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Watching James Bond, shopping for PPK

@voidyappin @MarsAttactical Yeah. That’s what a good 1911 costs. Other than that you can buy a jam-o-matic lol

@Potential_issue @MarsAttactical $4000 😭

Talk me out of a 1911, or recommend a brand/model.

@ForgetNights @pixelgrave_exe

@pixelgrave_exe Malevelon Creek

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle

@IconEnjoyer This caused me to have extreme PTSD. Please never mention this again

Nothing more romantic than going on a road trip to see a girl you like. Need to do that again.

@LightOfAntioch @Catholic_Bob @ThoughtfulSaint @Protestia They do not 👍🏼

@Catholic_Bob @ThoughtfulSaint @Protestia They add to the bible.

Archeologist: “Hey guys we found one of the lost writings of Paul. It contains another beautiful witness of the gospel of Jesus Christ” @Protestia : if it’s another testament of Jesus Christ then it must be false. Have you not read Gal 1:8? 😂

The best part above having a corner unit with stairs next to me is I never have to hear my neighbors hook up ever again.

Just learned very unnerving information about how ships in a bottle are made.

@polypocketknife Baby killer, invader, mercenary, GI Joe. We don’t really care though so none stick.

is there a pejorative term for military like what pig is for cops?

Do CH47 pilots know they’re better than everyone else?

@marfa_texas @MariaGraceVT You mean Baal?

Very cool, Where is Muhammad though?

@surfbortcowboy Do Utah politicians kiss the western wall of the SLC temple? Can we make that a thing?

@Potential_issue Hey

Thinking ab a really sheltered Mormon guy who just thinks being a Zionist is supporting Utah.

@michael_timbs You’ve been taking 200+ grams of creatine!? Dear God. Stop.

Been trying the whole “2g of creatine for every 1 lb of body weight” thing for a month now and I’ve never felt worse. How do you guys do it. It’s also like $1000 a week of creatine.

@UtahFlatRanger Same effective range too lol

A Kentucky Rifle in the year 1805 cost about $20 or about $500 today. Funny enough Glock 19s are pretty much the same price.

@xoskilav Idek where I’d begin to try and explain this to someone.

@Potential_issue what's going on in the US bruv😭

since orientation is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the straightest, me

Princess treatment? Ok, I’m arranging a marriage that will be politically advantageous. Should you not bear a son you’ll be killed.

If you ever get the chance to spend Memorial Day in Arlington you should go. It’s worth it. When I first arrived in DC section 60 was pretty empty. When I left it hand been nearly filled. Have fun today, it’s what they would’ve wanted. No moping about, they would call you gay

@xoskilav @awkwardgoogle That’s because there are almost no ugly women. All a girl has to do is like not be fat.

@awkwardgoogle nice, but you don't see something like this when the roles are reversed cause it never happens

The YouTuber who said he was “too ugly for love” is now a father

@CovfefeAnon Smartest journalist

Imagine being a reporter, being live on the air for a barrage of gunfire at the White House and your contribution is "what is that?" and then there's reports blaring in the background from other news sources that say there was a shooting