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I would like to welcome my numerous new mutuals and followers. I have not talked to many people on this app, so hello nice to meet you. My politics are thus:

Sea people see people

@Potential_issue Many cases of this. Maybe at 150 you get the wife offers?

@namif4n Jealousy of my success.

When you get to 220 followers people start treating you like a famous person, like a celebrity, like you're more myth than man. They look up to you, they worship you, they build shrines to you and ask you to have sex with them or their girlfriend or wife. I'm just a normal guy.

@Potential_issue What prompted it

@namif4n At 146 followers they DM you and call you a faggot and then soft block you.

@saturnmissiles I can feel the extra fat under my chin the next morning

@namif4n I can eat 2 pints of ice cream right now I will not feel "fat" in any way. 2 oreos I will literally feel the fat and estrogen in my tissue instantaneously

Happen to have some oreos in my house (for reasons I won't get into) so of course I have been eating them. Now the ingredients aren't super zogged but have a few and you immediately feel fatter in the way only pufaslop can do. It's an interesting sensation this direct fat deposit

@saturnmissiles I know exactly what you mean

If someone wants to dunk on me for making a post pondering the observation that "oreos make you fat" you may (I would) but I am onto something. So much slop is really marginal if you aren't eating much but some of it is just an immediate inflammatory fat nigga effect

@EvrythngDestroy It must be true I believe it. Are you good at drawing people?

I should really spend even more of my free time sketching naked women

I owe women sex

On seeing a girl buy the phone, he said “I see a gamy being hypered.”

@cynomel I still am. Not the penis though.

I remember when dudes were on here like ‘I’m aristocratic’ and everyone pretended that wasn’t the gayest shit of all time

Sun, Japan

@saturnmissiles Sometimes I put a big heap of assorted berries in the bowl with it

@namif4n Literally made me nauseous just reading that. Use honey. Use something

Love my Siggis 0% Vanilla Yogurt except for the random days when it makes me gag to even look at it and I never want to go anywhere near it again

@snack__log Sublime

iced coffee w skim milk maple syrup vanilla, roast beef

@MxliFren @facefuklibtards Honestly I assumed it was someone who couldn’t take a joke

@namif4n @facefuklibtards Wonder if typing “in Minecraft” at the end of the post would have thrown off the phaggot AI striking apparatus.

WARNING 🚨 WARNING 🚨 WHITE ELOQUENCE DETECTED

Ricepussy hoes anyone?

Does anybody else like pussy sex? Bagian. Tits or ass? Wataa. Me or PS5? Chudai.

“Why don’t you just be more like the other kids. Post about pussy and tits or something.”