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Why does the @LEGO_Group Mona Lisa look like @jimmycarr #LEGO #jimmycarr #monalisa

@footballontnt @tntsports just seen Stevie eat a massive plate of food before going on air. Surely he’s risking a dinner badge?

Good morning @elonmusk I’ve written a new book that I think you will hate and I give you no credit for all that is hopeful and positive in local democracy in Cumbria and Britain. Maybe we could do an interview about it?

@BetfairCS Weird

@Poughl Hello there! Thanks for reaching out. Unfortunately, our trading team will not be offering a price for this. Sorry about that. 😔 - Luke 🏉

@Betfair #oddsonthat Harvey Elliott to score and Villa to win 1-0.

@Betfair #oddsonthat Harvey Elliott any time scorer vs Sunderland today.

Wait for it 😂😂😂

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Life can be so cruel. Devastating news. Diogo Jota - Rest in peace 💔 #YNWA

@BBCNews thanks for putting Dr Who spoilers as a headline on your main page you cretins. Ruined it for me without me even clicking on the article.

I will be joining Steven Pinker (@sapinker) in London on June 3rd, where he will be discussing the future of humanity. Tickets are available here: panpsycast.com/tickets

We won

@333books Preordered the debut Amble record!

Happy #RSD25! Anyone pick up any exciting new vinyl today?

@footballontnt for the love of God make them stop saying ‘snucker’ instead of snooker. If you can’t say it right, you can’t do the advert. I’m not going to watch that film on principle now.

Russian State Media (TASS) was in the meeting. AP and Reuters were not. Get it yet?

@whedonesque Angel and backup Angel.

If you could only pick two characters you’d from the original Buffy show you’d like to see appear in the new Buffy show, who would they be?

Before tomorrow I'd like to remind our fans to back the team. Away fans at Anfield often choose to chant about poverty on Merseyside. Hyndburn is one of the most deprived areas in the UK. Back the lads in every way possible. Leave lazy stereotypes at home. We're better #asfc

@mikeysmith I'll give you 2/1 on Truss to accidentally sue herself.

Liz needs better lawyers. Every website and newspaper is going to have the words “LIZ TRUSS” and “CRASHED THE ECONOMY” in big letters. The “: Stop saying I…” in the middle isn’t going to matter.

Accrington Stanley striker and boyhood Liverpool fan Josh Woods reacting to the FA Cup draw. What it’s all about 😁