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@EnragedMounty Pm me

I leave for the army in 4 days. Any content y’all wanna see before I depart? #lank

@swampfox1865 My welfare hit on da first bro ima cash app you bro on Larry Hoover grave

@PowerstrokeChad Gonna rob a liquor store to pay me back?

On dollar beer night I buy full priced. #betterthanyou

@shotgunwillie7 “I am so fucked”

@PowerstrokeChad Today we will be re assembling a pratt whitney jet engine

I miss it

@shotgunwillie7 Hey guys Chris fix it here

@PowerstrokeChad Pov at 10pm and thats your ride to work tomorrow

@oyyyyveyyyy Maybe bring yours around to learn a thing or two. Surely yours isn’t ALL bad right

@PowerstrokeChad then they wouldnt get along sorry

Wife’s caught me. Abort mission

@oyyyyveyyyy No she’s not a cunt she saved pictures of me smoking cigarettes. She was more so just reflecting on the find

@PowerstrokeChad Your wife and my wife would be great friends cause they both sound like cunts

Drank way too much last night. Made an ass of myself and blacked out in front my little sister. my buddies got into a fight. But at least I had fun!!!

@WitheredJohnson @Greg_Fuhhels It’s true though. Found out the hard way you can NOT use the same case for a year

@PowerstrokeChad @Greg_Fuhhels Nah fr. This is exactly what mine would say too.

Fuck you mother fucker. Get in my fucking eye and stop fucking hurting you stupid fuck. I don’t have time for this.

@WitheredJohnson @Greg_Fuhhels That’s hilarious. I only believe you because I had this exact convo with mine

@PowerstrokeChad @Greg_Fuhhels Sounding like my mom

@WitheredJohnson @Greg_Fuhhels Listen to your mama bitch ass nigga😂😂😂😂

@WitheredJohnson @Greg_Fuhhels How long have you been using the case? Are they daily’s or monthly? Do you wash your hands well before

@Greg_Fuhhels My right eye is always a problem. When I wake up it’s always swollen and it is a pain to put in my contacts.

@PickleMuscle Donation. I’ve got more COMTACS than 20 year SOF dudes

Looking at the ELCAN Specters and ACOGs in the platoon supply cage

@RattlesnakeTex Same and it absolutely gonna get the lady promoted

@PowerstrokeChad Genuinely my favorite panic line

The best thing about new years is the Christmas lights

@RattlesnakeTex Insert guy running with music notes and a knife

@PowerstrokeChad Damn that’s panic man

@Foodacriss Admit they got that shit on fooda

Bro

Why do people buy laxatives when you can just drink caffeine on an empty stomach