Schwibz

@Emawnish Finally

E D. Awg has been assassinated. details to come.

@Yomatomoko @notsack3 4skyn is penis hat (acidic)

What does pH mean penis hat

@Emawnish imagine just the fellas, some wine, and pondering all day. they had it figured out

wish i was an ancient greek philosopher just chilling in the parthenon all day just thinking and shit

@RichardCranny69 drive fast eat ass amen brother 🍻

Grabbing a couple road sodas and then hitting the road let’s have us a good fuckin weekend!

@joedelgado3rd Congrats broski 🍻

Finally home. Tired asf but solid graduation celebration with the family. Will post pics tomorrow. Time for a beer or 2 then bed 🫡

@RichardCranny69 Nice

Thinking of hitting an outdoor piss dox for 2 grillion

And they say chivalry is dead

@Piss_Addict_69 yes but no more than 6

@schwibz What if it was more than one

Would you still come to my birthday party at Bojangles Chicken if I told you I'd killed a man

@Juggaloyper YES

@schwibz Do a dozen blinkers with your Elf THC 5gram disposable and do the Charleston in the aisle.

10 hr flight should I hotbox the cabin?

drinking the entire bar cart on this 10 hour flight and then demanding to fly the plane (I’m a great drunk driver)

@vomit_induction Fuck ur right

@schwibz no, the cockpit

@bobbuddyfoster They’ll get you!

@schwibz Damn kids!

who just shit my pants? Not cool.

@fruitpibble Type shit you been on Mo

life lately

@slothy_420 cool!

sorry i’m so hypersexual i have tourette’s and my dad used to touch me

shawty popping in her butt

@octagramt no tie today but that’s not his style. Good advice Yobo

@schwibz Wear a tie

asking girlfriends dad for permission to marry her today chat. Any advice?

@hernancortesbv shut up ur not my supervisor

I prefer a handjob over some lips tbh