🦉Oluwatoyin 🦉.

A "perfect" night turned into a nightmare when my friend Sam heard a sickening loud crack during sex. He immediately experienced blinding pain, severe bruising, and a terrifying "S-curve" shape—he had suffered a penile fracture. We held his ashewo down thinking it was juju.

@Chrisxy24 We must check.

@PraiseAdeyemo1 We have to go check it out 🤣🤣

I can't imagine how painful this must be for him

@Talktolouiz @atiku Oh God Where do we go from here?

@PraiseAdeyemo1 @atiku Weti make you feel say 006 want make this country better ? He’s clearly after his own ambition knowing fully well he’s not gonna win, I feel he’ll rather lose again than supporting Obi

I have concluded the screening exercise for ADC presidential aspirants at the Transcorp Hotel, Abuja, ahead of the forthcoming 2027 general elections. Together, the journey to rescue our country continues. -AA

@Enwere11 She is just trying to record herself, nothing more.

This is someone's mother. Disgrace to motherhood 😳😔😭

@LukeFurryjo Your next post should be on this please.

@PraiseAdeyemo1 this is not a flat tummy workout

Come Footwork Drills with me....

@gharkekalesh She got what she asked for.

Noida street Kalesh: Woman walking on road, glued to phone, slaps bike rider & drops his bike over a slight touch thought people will support here Rider gave her proper Reply. Bystanders watch, no one came to help her😭💀

@Rise_Forge What sort of spirit is dealing with those?

What's happening here?

@KSnetne This is not right.

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@TheGrandmaBoy I disagree, this big facility can't be hidden from those in power.. No king there, no baale? Make ona face the real issues.

BREAKING NEWS: NDLEA Busts Nigerian-Mexican Meth Cartel in Ogun Forest, Arrests Kingpin Anochili Innocent and Others The NDLEA has busted Nigeria’s largest-ever clandestine methamphetamine laboratory in Abidagba forest, Ogun State, arresting cartel kingpin Anochili Innocent and nine others including three Mexican nationals: Martinez Felix Nemecto (46), Jesus López Valles (40), and Torrero Juan Carlos (51). Other arrested Nigerians: Nwankwo Sunday Christian (41), Igwe Abuchi Remijus (42), Ifeanyichukwu Chibuike Joshua (23), and Egwuonwu Uchenna Victor (38). The agency seized methamphetamine, production equipment, and precursor chemicals worth over ₦480 billion during the May 16 operation. Anochili Innocent was arrested at his luxury home in Lekki, Lagos. Investigations continue.

Will you have said this if that man that was b1headed was your father?? Or will you still have been typing those tweets of yours if my Oluwafemi that was mvrdered in UNIJOS was your younger brother?? Will you still have supported this?? The earth will reward you and yours massively.

We vote tribe not competence.

@CrownprinceCom2 You all still fighting over a woman who doesn't give a damn about you??

A must watch: A man caught his wife cheating with another man after she told him that she is going to church. Repost women can't be changed 😭.

@ZeroToAlpha He is teaching him to catch up. Your opponent in the ring won't wait for you when tired.. you will just see that you have been knocked out while trying to catch your breath in the boxing ring.

This is horrible coaching. Doesn’t correct or teach. Just punishes his students while he’s exhausted. A coach like this can take years of your career. Learn everything while fresh first. Later you learn to apply under fatigue. Never seen anything like this in Thailand

@renoomokri I have not seen any post of yours talking about the k1llings going on.

Dear Asari Dokubo, You may recall that I called you privately about this issue three years ago. I physically went to Chicago State University on Monday, September 19, 2022. I verified directly from the horse's mouth and with pictorial and other documentary evidence that then-candidate Bola Ahmed Tinubu was admitted, attended lectures, passed examinations, and graduated from CSU. Even though that revelation was against my political interests, I released a video and a press statement which was published by the Nigerian and international media. This was followed by my publication of a document presented to me by Chicago State University verifying the bona fides of then-candidate Tinubu. I also granted interviews affirming that fact five months before the 2023 election. I was the first person to verify that fact physically, and after I published my findings, the British Broadcasting Corporation ran a report vindicating those findings. After Chicago, I proceeded to Peru to investigate this claim you just made against Peter Obi. I went to the women's prison in Lima, Peru, with a witness who is still alive and a video camera. I also visited authorities in that country, and confirmed that the story that Peter Obi is a drug baron who sponsored a female drug mule to Peru, and that the girl was arrested, tried, and implicated him during her trial is false. I also granted an interview to Arise TV right from Cusco, Peru. This was on Tuesday, November 22, 2022. I thereafter called you on the phone and told you not to make the allegation anymore, because it was not true, and it is morally wrong to accuse a man of a crime he is innocent of. You may recall that you agreed with me. As we approach the 2027 election, please can we all refrain from recycling these allegations, which I have already debunked. I spent my money and time to establish the facts. Nobody gave me a dime. I did this because of patriotism and commitment to justice, even when it is against my political interests. So it is rather disconcerting to see these allegations being recycled. Nigeria first. Always! Thank you, and may God bless you. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

@Priye644455 Oh my, I feel for the children

My aunt and her husband divorced when their twin boys were just 2 years old. During the separation, each parent took one child. My aunt was financially better off, so she enrolled the son living with her in an international school. The other twin, who stayed with his father

@LukeFurryjo Yes, he did a very great job pouring out those training in this guy here

@PraiseAdeyemo1 Really?

Coach is terrifying, one wrong move and you meet God.

@SRamarumo @General_Somto I'm curious, what have you guys done to the whites that is in charge of all your affairs? Or is it that you only have h4tred for someone with same colour like you?

@General_Somto In South Africa, we are asking them nicely. Even kneeling to beg them to go back home. They don't want to listen. We gave them until 30th of June.

This Is The Painful Reality Many Undocumented Africans Face Abroad 💔 Hunted Down Like Cr!minals, Arrested Without Warning, And Deported Immediately Leaving Behind Their Hard-Earned Money, Properties, And Everything They Suffered To Build In Foreign Lands.😔