mhiz
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The tears will be a lot. It will be like 2015 when people thought it was impossible for incumbent to lose power.
I will be the happiest person alive.
I will run from Yaba to Fadeyi, naked!
ً@oluwatxsinn
scenes where APC loses the 2027 presidential election
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I have my ADC membership card and I’ll be voting Peter Obi in the primaries. Please get yours adcregistration.ng
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Everyone want to be my friend because you want to be on the receiving end🤣🤣🤣
My true friends are givers ooooo, they reciprocate even more🚶➡️🚶➡️🚶➡️.
Ɱr ᒍ@gs_otis
There’s something I’ve been doing for a while now. Whenever any of my friends celebrates something like graduation, birthday, new phone, new car, new house or anything at all, instead of saying “you go come wash am for us,” I just send them small money to support the celebration. If it’s a new phone, I send for data. If it’s a new car, I send for fuel. If it’s a new house, I send for something they can use at home or even drinks. Just my own little way of celebrating them for real. Not every time someone shares a happy moment, you’ll still be expecting them to come and “wash it” for you #Taker🚶➡️🚶➡️🚶➡️🌚🌚🌚
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That's why they should spread the egusi like butter on the bread with some meat toppings.
You will love it 😃
The hair plug@Msmenalicious
I can forgive dipping bread inside tea. Why are you dipping bread inside egusi soup? Are you normal?
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Life is too fickle to be bound by unnecessary rules, be a beacon of hope to humanity while you’re here 🦋
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@slay_jimmy Plenty what ifs, I thought you've come to terms with the reality of nothing at all
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Unexpected alert keh😩😩
Na mistake Abeg refund
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Access bank🚶➡️🚶➡️🚶➡️🚶➡️
Juicelfc@juicelfc
We’re almost halfway through the year already and I want to put something out there. 2025 was a crazy year for me personally, lost family and close friends 🕊️ But God knows best…. during the course of the year there were a lot of Ups and Downs but I pulled through. I met some people last year on here that most of you refer to as God sent but really i see them as “A light when I needed it most” they played a very important role in my life last year and they still are even till date and I am deeply grateful 🙏 💪 I would like to thank Oloye himself @Ad3dayo🙌💪 One papa plenty 0s no cap😎 For everything he did and everything he’s still doing, man is a blessing in my life, so much he’s done and if i start to list them individually well let’s just say the tweets go many gan!! Also I’d like to thank Alhaji Yems @Mryems20 big Yems himself 💪 Agba punter😎 i wouldn’t have met Oloye without you and I would like to say a big thank you for that and also tho Aguero moment odds you dropped and i won from in school, they saved my ass mehn🙌💪 I would also like to thank @gs_otis for pulling through when you least expect it. Ask any student out there, they’ll tell you thesame thing “unexpected Alerts na healing mechanism” And lastly I would like to thank Egbon Adugbo himself @Strucker901 for being a good friend, a good Bant partner on here 😂💪 And a good gaming partner 😮💨
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Na you dey always set us up 😭😭😭😭😭
When dem don deal with us finish, you go come dey write encouraging statements 😭
Mr Bayo@mrbayoa1
I’m absolutely rooting for Barcelona to qualify and really hope Arsenal finish the job tomorrow to setup a proper showdown.
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From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison
In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness.
Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve.
On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%.
Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria.
Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development.
A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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@EstherUmoh10 Knowing how PO is, the person wouldn't dare use that lime. They have to be more creative
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😂 can’t wait to see what he will do to anyone who says snake swallowed money.
Dimma@dimmastrong
I’m ashamed to tell the story of how he demoted my uncle from Principal to Primary 3 school teacher for eating students’ WAEC money. He came to the family compound to ask him if he’s mad.😩🤭. It didn’t stop there, he was dismissed on voluntary retirement and all the money he
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What if the real quadruple is for us to finish 2nd four seasons in a row
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Also, Peter Obi is not a “lesser evil”.
I am again begging us all to have moral clarity.
The man who said if anyone finds N5 that he embezzled should come forward and he’d leave the race:
That man is not a “lesser evil” I am begging you guys.
The man who has donated more money to education and health from his own purse more than the CapEx for health by the government is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who left no debt but actual surplus in the treasury of the state he governed is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who has successfully without any corruption led as:
Chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc
Director of Fidelity Bank Plc
Chairman of Next International Nigeria Ltd
Chairman of Guardian Express Mortgage Bank Ltd
Chairman of Future View Securities Ltd
Chairman of Paymaster Nigeria Ltd
Chairman of Chams Nigeria Plc
Director of Chams Nigeria Plc
Director of Data Corp Ltd
Director of Card Centre Plc
Independent Non-Executive Director of Nigeria LNG Ltd:
Is not a “lesser evil”.
The man who went to Egypt to study how to make power constant for you is not a lesser evil.
The man who said he wouldn’t tax you unless he has prospered you isn’t a lesser evil.
The “lesser evil” bifurcation came when we wanted to choose between a corrupt incompetent Buhari and a corrupt incompetent Atiku.
I don’t really like politics Twitter. But I’m saying this so we all have moral clarity.
I am begging us all. Please, let’s dump these contrarian virtue signaling.
I am begging.
We are up against vicious people. These are the people who have witnessed around 5 generals and colonels die and nothing is moving them.
I am begging you all, please.
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