Prath

@Stanisegz Bei aller Liebe, aber das ist Sexismus.

🚨 Historical decision by Union Berlin as German club appoint Marie-Louise Eta as their head coach until June. Union lost at Heidenheim, sacked the head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. Ets becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.

⭕️📍OFFICIAL: Coventry are now promoted to premier League. Lampard is coming 🔥

I actually agree with this muppet.. Cmon Chels!! But after Sunday 😉

Lol I still haven't gotten that emergency alert #Cyclonevaianu

@CFC_Lorna She's sweet but a psycho

Jojo would be good on love island

So the Green Party want to open borders, make drugs legal & abolish prisons! Wow. I genuinely think you need to be missing your marbles if you vote for this.

@Je_Frota @Criss_Crossv2 Alvarez.. Break the bank

@Criss_Crossv2 Option C!

Chels?

@markgoldbridge Yea 'genuinely'

No bias but I genuinely think Liverpool should keep Slot next season. There's definitely a chance he can make them great again if they give him a few years

@soccerdonna @CFC_Lorna Lol I love these preggers announcements ngl

Crystal-Palace-Player Justine Vanhaevermaet announced her pregnancy. Congratulations 🤩

@ChelseaFCW So Jojo is fit 🤔 so why was shes missing from matchday squads?

The Blues called up for international duty. 🌎

Wow. Wow. Wow. Now THIS is one for the ages. This photo shows the night side of the Moon as it blocked out the Sun during an orbital eclipse, highlighting the light of the solar corona with planets shining brightly.. Captured by the #ArtemisII crew on April 6, 2026. ...wow.

@ArsenalAcademy Fixed it

@aniobrien It's herald.. What do you expect them and the @1NewsNZ muppets are one and the same

Interesting choice of framing by NZ Herald when the poll shows: Labour 🔻-1 National 👆+1.4 NZ First 👆+3.9 Act 👆+1.5 Greens 🔻-2.7 TPM 🔻-0.6 That would see centre-right governing with 65 seats & centre-left with 55 seats.

CHELSEA ARE FA CUP SEMI-FINALISTS!! 🏆 #CFCW

BUURMAN WITH A BANGER! 💥 #CFCW

@ChelseaFCW Jojo injured 🤔

Today's Chelsea XI. 📋 #CFCW

@catandthecrow Love that color sweetie 👌🏻

@PressSec Pi** off muppet stop this nonsensical war u jokers are losing

FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!