Mark Pratley

@PurelyFootball @Pratley4

What on earth is going on in the Women’s Champions League?🙈

@PurelyFootball @Pratley4

🗣️ Pep: “Not many journalists here, like it’s not important.” 🗣️ Journalist: “Like your support.” 🗣️ Pep: “Yeah, you’re right. They will come to the final.” 🤣🤣

Pentagon just told Britain that the Falkland Islands might not be British anymore. Not because Argentina deserves them. Because Keir Starmer wouldn’t send a warship. That is where Britain stands today. A nation that once ruled a quarter of the planet, reduced to a country that can have its territories handed to a South American populist as punishment for insufficient loyalty to a man who cannot spell the word alliance. Trump was invited to meet the King. Full state visit. The works. Red carpet, Buckingham Palace, the ceremonial humiliation of a host nation pretending not to notice that their guest has spent every day since the invitation was extended publicly mocking them. He called the Prime Minister a coward. He called British aircraft carriers toys. He has treated the special relationship like a doormat and wiped his feet on it every single morning before breakfast. And Britain just stood there and took it. Every time. His own niece put it better than any analyst ever could. He hates weakness above all else. Not enemies. Weakness. And nothing triggers him faster than a friend who absorbs the punishment and comes back asking for more. Because that is not friendship to him. That is sport. Starmer still has a phone. He still has a palace on speed dial. And somewhere, buried under layers of diplomatic caution and Foreign Office nervousness, there may still be an actual human being capable of saying enough. Cancel the visit. Tell the King to stay home. Do not give this man the photograph. Because the moment that picture is taken, he will use it to finish the job. Trump does not do gratitude. He does dominance. Britain just volunteered to be the example. — Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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You useless bottling bastards.

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card. Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

Mainoo absolute clinic today, honestly in disbelief with the disrespect he gets. Only just turning 21 years old.

I don't even need to say it but I will because we had a manager previously who tried to destroy a great player that this club produced all for some failure of a system. Some of you fell for it but I hope you can all see what a top class young player we have here. Mainoo🔴🔥 #MUFC

I see that Neville has merged with Goldbridge to form the ultimate twat 🫠

The greatest fanscammer of them all teaming up with an ex-Manchester United player who has become a slimy, self-serving capitalist teaming up to supercharge the outrage machine. Bigger corporate clickbait teaming up with the biggest United 'fan' channel. Goldbridge is as fake as his name, whose business model thrives purely on Manchester United's failures, negativity, drama & fan misery. Neville contradicts himself for clips, celebrating when the club fails & spreading lies about players like Bruno Fernandes. Comments off says everything.

Funny how Conor Benn aint knocked the skin of off a rice pudding since getting caught for eggs 🙃

Benn is absolutely rank rotten

The main man Ekow Essuman (@ee_engine) would wipe the floor with Conor Benn. Better skills, better engine and could well get Benn out of there #BennPrograis #boxing

If he makes it 12 rounds with me I’ll be disappointed in myself 😂

There it is. The worst thing my eyes have ever witnessed.

@Ankaman616 Robbery by the officials!

FULL TIME Bournemouth 2-2 Manchester United The angry, bootleg sequel to the 4-4 draw at Old Trafford. Plenty of chances each way, and some odd refereeing decisions to boot. A point in strange circumstances for Carrick's men.

It's Friday. It's Matchday. Let's go to Bournemouth.

Robbed by the decisions tonight but at least we left with a point. We are 2-0 up if Amad’s penalty is correctly given, and then they won’t equalise. Let alone then giving Bournemouth a penalty for a lesser offence to equalise. Ridiculous. Robbed.

Complete fucking robbery by them officials that was

@laurennUTD @barneyrednews @TraMufc Absolutely class, im teaching my daughter the same way! What footballs all about!

@barneyrednews @TraMufc It really is, I feel incredibly lucky!

Right in the middle of the Stretford End. Unreal 🥹🇾🇪 @TraMufc

Trump’s little ambassadors. All day long. Standing up for the draft dodger who said our forces avoided the front line. Campaigning on grooming gangs while ignoring the rape claims against Trump. Taking top dollar to slag off the UK at every turn. If that is patriotism I’d love to know what treason looks like.