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@LandmanLando Gotta be like 7 ppl in that charter

Landmen congratulating themselves 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@NewsFinOil going to take a pj from Smith St to George R Brown (9 blocks)

Landmen headed to NAPE 2027 (SOH still closed, obvi)

@LandmanLando I couldn't tell if he was posting it sarcastically/humorously when I saw this on linkedin

Landmen congratulating themselves 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Pay land admin broker $135 an hour for senior lease and division order analysts while broker pays the analyst $30-$35 an hour. Pretty greedy business model

@NewsFinOil @LandmanLando I played him in NAPE pickleball tourney and won 11-0

@LandmanLando I never understood that Tracts thing. Ashley pitched us on it and it ultimately seemed just like a land broker…and it wasn’t any cheaper. Maybe he’s advanced it since then. It’s been 2 years or so.

We ded

@Producers88 My boomer aunts would hate this tweet, but it’s time to move forward as a society

A big victory for millennials putting to death the mandate of your child writing a performative thank you card for a nerf gun he got from a kid who got invited to his birthday party.

@parkertankus Is Williams not a good place to work?

I'll take a kick in the nuts for $1000, Alex

@GreyHairOpsGuy Really hope I don’t get laid off tomorrow with my overconfidence

@birria_Energy @GreyHairOpsGuy it seems to me not many care to know about standard operating procedures outside their department

@GreyHairOpsGuy the key to longevity is to hire no one, outsource everything, and gatekeep SOP

@parkertankus Why is he so grumpy? I felt like I've gone the extra mile to be friendly

if you’re a normal human working in land waiting on maps from your grumpy and barely competent GIS nerd, you can just hook up Claude to QGIS and make your own maps now.

@zacurate Piper not sending you to church this morning?

Always wanted a Life Assistant and good help is so hard to come by, so we made Piper 😊

@zacurate Great. You have everything you need to build your land system. Look forward to the presentation

@Presto136 Feedback only required when shit breaks. Standard practice.

Everyone is building a Land Management system. That's the whole post.

@zacurate no feedback, ever

@Presto136 No discounts, ever.

@zacurate Twitter conceptual design parameter consulting needs to be considered when discounting our pricing

@Presto136 This is pre-sales!

@zacurate Noted. Let me know when the demonstration presentation ready to go

@Presto136 Easy. $150,000 to own, $8,000 to rent.

@zacurate Would need cost analysis. Soft target date Fall 2026

@Presto136 Sounds good. Accounting is the easiest part. Consistent rules, no physics required, only algebra. Want to buy it outright or license?

@zacurate needs to talk to accounting system as well. Right now we use both ODL/ODA... You would have to build accounting system too?

@Presto136 Sounds easy tbh. Say when.

@zacurate Upload document and it automatically cross references any lease/well/etc on an exhibit that is built. If not built it flags that it needs to be built

@zacurate Things I'd like: Sophisticated AI Provision extraction that pulls any obligaton automatically into a calendar Depth reporting all on one excel row (quorum has one row per depth if you use it correctly) Automatic numbering system in line with already established system