Kitty🇨🇦🇺🇦

We need more romcoms, where the hell is Vince Vaughn? Can we get The Breakup 2 😉🤔

America deserves a mentally fit President. Unfortunately, we don’t have one.

@ChickfilA I said a bunch not the box full 😂😂 y'all so nice

Your Comedic Salve will never be replaced for our wounded souls! Thanks for ALWAYS being our Dr FEELGOOD 🫵🏾‼️ @colbertlateshow

the older i get the heller the no

Courtney Kemp did it again....I watched Nemesis all day....I need season 2 tomorrow 😂💯💯💯

🚨 🇺🇸MAJOR BREAKING: They are marching across the Edmund Pettus Bridge again. 61 years after Bloody Sunday. The same bridge. The same fight. Today in Selma, thousands are gathering at the spot where Alabama state troopers beat peaceful Black marchers in March 1965. That beating shocked the country into passing the Voting Rights Act five months later. This week the Supreme Court finished gutting it. (video: ib2_real)

TRUMP: “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. Not even a little bit.” And there you have it, folks

So we can release the UFO files but not the Epstein files... Got it 🙄

Confederate states are rushing through rigged maps to erase Black districts off the map. If this doesn’t make you angry, it should.

Detective Hole... absolute cinema

@jaketapper 25 amendment

A post from the president, 4:05 am ET today:

3 Staged Assassination Attempts. Starting multiple wars. Murdering 160 School Girls with a Tomahawk Missile. All to distract from the fact… He Raped Children.

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms. We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

And there you have it, folks.

Eight children murdered — ages 1 to 14. This is a moral failure. It’s preventable. How many more kids have to be killed before the @NRA stops paying off politicians?

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

The people who did this yesterday, want to teach us 'human rights' today.

@MrImranPk Epstein files

🇮🇷 Iran has OIL 🇷🇺 Russia has NATURAL GAS 🇨🇳 China has RARE EARTH MINERALS 🇺🇸 United States has ?

"I don't know what's gonna happen next, but I love you guys." 🥹