Amanda E. Johnson

Zara should have gone straight to the airport after her mum’s house. Idiot!!! #Steal on Amazon is too good.

i have no more passwords left in me

I really cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time.

You know heroin chic is coming back because Lean Cuisine is spending big on these commercials.

Louisiana plans to sue me because I won’t extradite a doctor for providing an abortion. @AGLizMurrill: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.

I’m surprised @RestIsPolitics hasn’t done an emergency episode on the Starmer and Mandelson scandal. It was mentioned, but after the PMQs and the apology shouldn’t they at least discuss a possible resignation? @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret #TripPlusMember

The best worst show on tv is #EmilyInParis hands down.

Harry has literally never solved a problem by himself, but the audacity stays on 1000. #HarryPotter

no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to you

Praise him! Feeling blessed and highly favored.

this year felt like being awake during surgery

Post the kidnapping, I think both women did the best they could with the choices before them. #AllHerFault

Yolanda Adams know she snapped when she said “so I need to talk to you, & ask you for your guidance. especially today, when my life is so cloudy. Lord, guide me until I’m sure … I open up my heart to you” wheeeew🥹

To anyone finding their fire again, may it come back steady, unshakeable and impossible to lose.

Former Sharecroppers Talk About Life On The Field And Picking Cotton, 1968.

The Blacklist was such a good show. Every award was deserved.

Today and every day, I’m grateful for all of the veterans, service members, and military families, whose strength, service and sacrifice inspire us every day. Let's all find a way to give back to those who've given so much to this country we all love. #VeteransDay

Is someone keeping a list of all this dumb stuff so a sensible President can reverse it later? I can’t keep track

If you have $0, you get welfare. If you have $50 million, you get a bailout. If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.

People are so addicted to their phones. I see people doing their PT exercises while scrolling. Like come on, you can take 45min off