Amanda E. Johnson

What I don't understand about fanfic writers is why they don't Google the mundane details (driving distance, city landmarks, etc) instead of making stuff up? Be creative with the plot and research the functional details. #ao3

The Devil Wears Prada 2 was fantastic! So well done, lots of energy, lots of fashion. Like the entire theater was so excited!!!

Priorities

i hope this email kills us both instantly

Why is bacon so delicious? Like leaps and bounds more delicious than chicken and pork. Not more delicious than the perfect steak.

Zara should have gone straight to the airport after her mum’s house. Idiot!!! #Steal on Amazon is too good.

i have no more passwords left in me

I really cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time.

You know heroin chic is coming back because Lean Cuisine is spending big on these commercials.

Louisiana plans to sue me because I won’t extradite a doctor for providing an abortion. @AGLizMurrill: Go fuck yourself. California will never help you criminalize healthcare.

I’m surprised @RestIsPolitics hasn’t done an emergency episode on the Starmer and Mandelson scandal. It was mentioned, but after the PMQs and the apology shouldn’t they at least discuss a possible resignation? @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret #TripPlusMember

The best worst show on tv is #EmilyInParis hands down.

Harry has literally never solved a problem by himself, but the audacity stays on 1000. #HarryPotter

no one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to you

Praise him! Feeling blessed and highly favored.

this year felt like being awake during surgery

Post the kidnapping, I think both women did the best they could with the choices before them. #AllHerFault

Yolanda Adams know she snapped when she said “so I need to talk to you, & ask you for your guidance. especially today, when my life is so cloudy. Lord, guide me until I’m sure … I open up my heart to you” wheeeew🥹

To anyone finding their fire again, may it come back steady, unshakeable and impossible to lose.