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@YoungChrisCaine @TappAddams My son 🫶🏻

You forgot some. Best Theme Song: Young Chris Caine (“Jump Off The Roof”) Best Finisher: Young Chris Caine (Brandy, You’re A Fine Girl) Best Title Defense of @TappAddams Reign: Young Chris Caine Most Likely To Do Dumb Shit and it Somehow Benefits Them: Young Chris Caine

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 19 Nov 2009 (via @twi_age).

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree you're in my way

@Enigma_Wrapped @PrettyPoisonSS I HOPE I MADE YOU PROUD, MAMA SHANE

@ItsSpiderJones 20

I am ready to be judged 🥲

I don't even know that boy.

no more lady plz

Proud of my kids. Yes, I still exist.

@TWMChrisStrike Aw

Hi. It's been a while.

the dispensaries fund the push for decriminalization and pardoning on anyone who is convicted or has been convicted of possession of marijuana or intent to sell.

Arkansas you better pass recreational i swear to god

@OldManNorcia Double points for Jim Morrison references

@PrettyPoisonSS Great. I don’t know shit about fashion anyway. I’ll just buy you some weird thing from a random shop in Ellicott City made by some crossbreed of an old burnout hippie who never grew out of her pagan witch phase.

Marking that on my calendar.

@OldManNorcia I have enough fancy things taking up space. I'm trying to be more practical in my old age.

@PrettyPoisonSS Surprisingly, there’s about a hundred left. And this is a Hell of a lot cheaper than the Dior I was going to get you just to be nice for once.

@OldManNorcia Omg I thought all the Shoneys had closed. We're getting Shoneys.

@PrettyPoisonSS Depends. Do you want to go to Golden Corral or should we ball out at the Shoneys?

@MeIanieDawson i love that our birthdays are literally one after the other

I don't know what they're on about, I'm turning 41 on the 29th.

Twitter cannot wait to tell me happy 41st birthday in 8 days I'm sure

@MeIanieDawson Classic and timeless

Correctly guess my age and win a bonus prize.

@ItsSpiderJones Aw

@PrettyPoisonSS Couldn't you have just said I'm a disappointment to you or something less hurtful

This is weird, Rob.