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The hand of God be my witness.

@Jaybeecode When the chef cooks, we eat!

Building a polymarket smart trader detection bot as a Data Analyst is not something I had planned for Q1. Here are some of the smart Traders I have been able to spot and will be following closely over the next few months, along with some of the bugs that nearly broke everything. 🧵

I've been sick for the past few days and somehow still spent an insane amount of time this week building this, and I finally have an update rolling out in the next few hours. I spent a good amount of time digging into Polymarket and I saw that people have been making absurd figures on there. Glad to say I have been uncovering it and will be dropping a breakdown of what I have been working on. A form will be dropped for interested persons, but with a very small limit as I don't intend this to be open to the public. This image is a sneak peak of some of the guys I have been able to track. Regardless I would keep building. Turn on notifications

@Jaybeecode @Conlaunch_Bot Great to see what you’ve been building on the timeline. Chef 🔥

I spent several hours and came up with a 5 minutes read breaking down the data behind @Conlaunch_Bot and the numbers explain exactly why $CLAUNCH moved the way it did. A week ago I saw some top OGs shilling it, so I dug into the metrics to see what's really happening under the hood. Here’s the breakdown. 👇 For anyone new to it: Conlaunch is the native token launchpad on Base built for @ConwayResearch agents. It lets AI agents instantly launch tokens with built-in liquidity via Uniswap V4 hooks, and the deployer earns: 💰 80% of LP fees 💰 20% goes to ConLaunch This essentially turns autonomous AI into self-funded, economically sovereign agents. What’s interesting is this: Even though $CLAUNCH is still down bad from ATH, it’s up over 350% since I completed this dashboard simply by tracking product usage vs token price and comparing that to Dex Metrics. The data always show what the price does next and I spotted the move long before. This breakdown covers 3 key sections: • Bot / Launchpad Metrics • Token Transfer Metrics • DEX Metrics Each one contributed individually to my conviction. Before we go in fully, here's a link to the full dashboard so do well to check it out: dune.com/jaybeecode/con… BOT METRICS Conlaunch_bot behaves like a streamlined token factory: With only one API call, the agent deploys a fresh token with an instantly tradable Uniswap V4 LP. So far, 544 tokens have been deployed using Conlaunch. Daily deployments have Slowed down which signifies a decline in product usage… But the next metrics are where things get interesting for traders. DEX METRICS When I plotted the DEX data, something stood out immediately: Feb 23rd was the bottom. Volume, number of trades, and daily traders all hit their lowest point. The very next day, I was able to spot when each of these metric and I started positioning. That spike signaled a relief bounce coming before CT caught up. Also one interesting fact was is that In just 7 days, $CLAUNCH pushed over $10M in DEX volume — impressive for a new project that is trying to take self autonomy to a whole new level. TOKEN TRANSFER METRICS The most fascinating metrics here is the daily transfer and the new holder growth which (despite being a daily snapshot) has seen some decent increase over the past 7 days with the most valuable being the 1 day as this helped in spotting the relief bounce. This is one of the strongest leading indicators for microcaps on Base. With the sentiment around $CLAUNCH on X, I expected a relief bounce and it already happened. Any further move would be dependent on how the numbers in this dashboard which I expect to move more because I'm heavily bullish on the Agentic economy. PS: This isn’t a paid shill — just my research process and how I interpret the numbers. Special shout-out to @NobleIrons7de for the early call that inspired this dashboard. Data family: @AnalyticSages Data Source: @Dune

@guywithchart Hey man, how can I reach out ?

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@semiokshen @coolish 嘿，伙计，我该怎么联系你呢？ 我有些小事想和你谈谈。

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@guywithchart Hey Guy, how can I hit you up? Got something I’m working on.

@idontmintrugs Keep going ❤️

Day 109,this is what I did

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@z0r0zzz Hi Ross, how do I contact you privately? I do have a relative issue I’d like to discuss on some works. Pls shoot me a dm.

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A few months ago, @ControlZ_1337 from @_blockian called himself an AI hater. Today his AI-assisted workflow has: • Prevented ~$500M in potential exploits • Earned ~$500K in payouts (including a $250K crit). This clearly isn’t luck. It’s a repeatable system. I broke down exactly how he does it ↓

@Cheskyx1000 Gm

530X on $Buttcoin ath after ath $10M looks unstoppable

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

@z0r0zzz Hi Ross, I got some questions. Can I shoot you a dm?

now tracking trades of gas predictions: weekly outlook

@a_murathe A huge congrats on all your progress, 2026 would definitely turn out better. Let's connect in the DMs lets work on something together.

Forever grateful to all of you whom we've worked with. The trust, the $$ and networking us worth every bit.

@yoguntona @HeyElsaAI Hey bro. Can we speak in the DMs?

X402 just went live — and honestly, this feels like the real beginning of AI-native Web3. Everyone’s been talking “AI integration” for two years, but @HeyElsaAI finally shipped something that actually moves. Real-time agents, cross-chain actions, and onchain execution without the usual friction. Most people will sleep on this. That’s fine — they usually do. But if you’re farming the next meta, X402 is where the new era starts.

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