Parody - Trumps Dementia

@megynkelly Wrong “muh gyne smelly”, I have never been more approved, the FAKE NEWS polls are all liars, including you. If my approval is so low why do you still want it so badly? Why support pedos and rapists just so I’ll like you? Sad THANK YOU FOR YOUR PEDOTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Trump Approval Slips Ahead of SOTU, Kouri Richins Husband Poisoning Trial Starts AM Update for February 24: youtube.com/watch?v=2JKFSd…

@jhugh86 @ChipotleTweets That’s right Jackie boy, run and hide from all the mean scary feminists, they just want you to treat women like equals but we all know women aren’t equal. They can never reach the glory of male physical prowess like you and I and Skid Rock and brown nose Bug Eyes have.

Always teaming up with @ChipotleTweets

@BearsNationCHI Eat shit bootlicker

This stadium drama could be its own tv show

@dumbfuckancap @BearsNationCHI Bears haven’t paid back the loan to IL they got for soldier field. Good luck collecting on that “loan” dumbass

If fans are upset about the possibility of a move to Indiana and not staying in Illinois. The finger should be pointed at the state of Illinois and not the Chicago Bears. Indiana is doing all they can to be good business partners. Illinois isn’t.

@karolineleavitt @LeeMZeldin QUIET PIGGY MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE ARE TALKING GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE AND OINK FOR ME

@LeeMZeldin Thank you, @LeeMZeldin! You are awesome!! 🇺🇸

Karoline Leavitt is so talented. Smart, sharp, prepared, and takes no prisoners. She is such a good WH Press Secretary.

@tonydokoupil GOOD JOB TINY TONY TATER TOTS. LIKE A TATER TOT WITH NO KETCHUP. THE GREAT THING ABOUT IT- TASTES LIKE NOTHING. ITS NOTHING, JUST WHATEVER FLAVOR YOU PUT ON IT, THATS THE FLAVOR. FLAVORLESS TONY, LUCKY I WAS THE FLAVOR. KEEP DANCING HOW I TELL YOU, TIMID TONY TATER TOTS

You may not agree with everything you hear on our broadcast, but we trust you to hear it, and we trust you to decide for yourselves.

@WhiteHouse YES NEW TARIFFS ARE BREAD AND CIRCUSES FOR THE PEASANTS TO DISTRACT FROM ME RAPING LITTLE KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS. DONT LISTEN TO #SaschaRiley THE DECORATED IRAQ WAR VET WHO WITNESSED IT, JUST FOCUS ON TARIFFS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR EPSTEINTION TO THIS MATTER shorturl.at/2PIU2

"Effective immediately, any Country doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran will pay a Tariff of 25% on any and all business being done with the United States of America. This Order is final and conclusive...." - PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

@Sec_Noem YES KREEPY GNOME YOU DISGUSTING MELT FACE KEEP TALKING ABOUT GUNS AND FIGHTER PLANES AND POW BOOM SMASH SO THAT THE MINDLESS PEASANTS FORGET ABOUT YOU AND ME RAPING KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS LIKE #SaschaRiley THE DECORATED IRAQ WAR VET WHO TESTIFIED. shorturl.at/2PIU2

Drones represent the new frontier of American air superiority. Under President Trump, we are entering a new era to defend our air superiority to protect our borders and the interior of the United States. With the creation of the DHS Program Executive Office for Unmanned Aircraft Systems and Counter-Unmanned Aircraft Systems, President Trump continues his historic legacy in developing American dominance. This will help us continue to secure the border and cripple the cartels, protect our infrastructure, and keep Americans safe as they attend festivities and events during a historic year of America’s 250th birthday and FIFA 2026.

@timburchett @realDonaldTrump YES TURD BIRDSHIT KEEP TALKING ABOUT CUBA SOMALIA VUVUZUELA BOOBA THE COUNTRY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE REAL THESE STUPID PEASANTS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING. AND THEYLL FORGET WE RAPED KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS LIKE IRAQ WAR VET #SaschaRiley WHO TESTIFIED ALL ABOUT IT shorturl.at/2PIU2

It’s possible that ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ can liberate the people of Cuba without firing a shot. #Leadership

@SenAdamSchiff Agreed—if it’s worth risking troops, it’s worth a recorded vote. “America First” shouldn’t mean “Congress last.”

@SenAdamSchiff NO ADUMB STOP INTERFERING WITH MY ILLEGAL DISTRACTIONS- I MEAN WARS- OR ELSE “SOMONE” MIGHT HAVE TO RAPE SOME MORE KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS LIKE THE IRAQ WAR VET WHO TESTIFIED HE SAW ME - AND A SCOJUS! - RAPE KIDS AND HAVE THEM MURDERERED. #SaschaRiley shorturl.at/2PIU2

If the administration believes that risking our servicemembers is worth going into another country for oil, let them come to Congress for a vote. But that is certainly not putting America first.

@DonaldJTrumpJr DONG YOURE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT I SHOULD NEVER HAVE RAPED YOUR MOTHER NOT MY TYPE- TOO OLD- AND IT ALWAYS CREEPED ME OUT WHEN YOU CAME TO TRUMPSTEIN PARTIES WHERE I RAPED KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS LIKE THAT VETERAN. IM NOT INTO INCEST THATS SICK. #SaschaRiley shorturl.at/2PIU2

Smart hire - Dina is great and it's nice to have someone over there who is conservative and believes in free speech instead of censorship!!!!

@LindseyGrahamSC YES LISPY GANGBANG TALK ABOUT IRAN OR GRAMLAND OR ANYTHING TO DISTRACT FROM YOU RAPING LITTLE BOYS IN SNUFF FILMS ACCORDING TO A DECORATED IRAQ WAR VET WHO WAS A CHILD VICTIM THAT YOU RAPED #SaschaRiley THANK YOU FOR YOUR EPSTEINTION TO THIS GRAHAMRAPE shorturl.at/2PIU2

Speaker Gingrich nailed it yet again as to the answer regarding the Iranian regime and their brutal oppression. Newt’s analysis is 100% percent correct. It is not enough to say we stand with the people of Iran. The only right answer here is that we act decisively to protect protestors in the street—and that we’re not Obama—proving to them we will not tolerate their slaughter without action. President Trump has been the first president to openly side with the people against the regime. That will be seen in history as the ultimate game changer. We’ve encouraged the protestors to continue to risk their lives, therefore, we must act decisively. As Newt states, this is the best chance since 1979 to change the course of the Middle East. It is not about negotiating Iran’s nuclear program with a pathologically dishonest, religious Nazi regime. It is not about merely standing with the people against the thugs who kill them. It is about acting decisively on their behalf. Make Iran Great Again.

@SteveGuest YES ARREST ALL THE CHILD RAPISTS AND KILLERS ESPECIALLY THE ONES IN ICE WHO RAPE KIDS AND KILL PEOPLE BUT NOT THE CHILD RAPISTS AND KILLERS IN OFFICE LETS LEAVE ME I MEAN THEM ALONE. #SaschaRiley THANK YOU FOR YOUR TRUMPSTEINTION TO THIS MATTER shorturl.at/2PIU2

REPORT: “ICE arrests in Minnesota surge include numerous convicted child rapists, killers” Why do Democrats want rapists and killers roaming the streets?

@StevenCheung47 Stephen Cheung Head like a thumb He’d maybe cry If he can’t lick Trump’s dong God Trumpie he’ll do anything for you God Trumpie just tell Cheung what you want him to God Trumpie rapes kids up against the wall God Trumpie’s in the files he IS them all

Poor thing Mark Ruffalo, star of She-Hulk, is one of the worst actors in the business. More impressively, he's an even worse human being by spewing outright lies because deep down inside, he hates himself for knowingly subjecting the public to his god awful performance.

@SenTedCruz YES CREEPY ZODIAC CRUZ, TALK ABOUT PROTECTING AMERICANS FROM ANYTHING BUT ME AND MY WEIRD TWISTY STUMP OF A DICK THAT I USED TO RAPE KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS. DEFINITELY DONT TALK ABOUT THE IRAQ WAR VET VICTIM WHO WITNESSED IT ALL #SaschaRiley shorturl.at/2PIU2

RELEASE: Sens. Cruz, Cornyn Introduce Stop Illegal Aliens Drunk Driving Act to Protect American Lives cruz.senate.gov/newsroom/press…

@SenJohnBarrasso YES JOHN BUTTASSRAPE TELL THEM MORE ABOUT MY BILLIONAIRE TAX CUTS AND HOW WE’RE HELPING BILLIONAIRES AND FUCKING THE WORKING MAN. JUST LIKE I FUCKED THE WORKING MAN’S KIDS IN PEDO SNUFF FILMS AND A DECORATED IRAQ WAR VET VICTIM WITNESSED IT #SaschaRiley shorturl.at/2PIU2

This year, Americans are going to see more money in their pockets thanks to the Working Families Tax Cuts Act. Republicans stopped the Democrats' $4 trillion tax increase. That means real relief. Republicans are making life more affordable for American families.

@SecKennedy GOOD JOB RFKKK YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT SOMEONE CRAPS OUT AFTER THEY ATE A LEATHER PURSE SO YOUR BRAIN WORM MUST KNOW GOOD DOCTORIN KEEP TALKING NONSENSE TO DISTRACT FROM ME RAPING KIDS IN SNUFF FILMS AND THAT IRAQ WAR VET VICTIM WHO WITNESSED IT #SaschaRiley shorturl.at/2PIU2

President Trump and I are doing everything we can to pull back the curtain on prices for hospital stays, physician visits, and prescription drugs. We’re delivering on those promises, working to make your health care more transparent, more accessible, and more convenient, with no surprises.

Elon, the biggest irony of all ironies is that… YOU ARE AN UNELECTED IMMIGRANT FROM AFRICA 🌍 THAT HAS RECEIVED MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH GOVERNMENT BENEFITS. YOU ARE NOT FROM AMERICA AND DO NOT DESERVE TO MAKE OR ENFORCE AMERICAN LAWS, POLICY OR REGULATIONS. Period.