MR_Lucifer 😈😈

"this generation is cooked" Since this sentence got to the shores of Nigeria 🇳🇬 it has not seen rest.

@ternamuse @dolapocarter Which part oga, stop spreading lies

@dolapocarter You have some more reading to do then, because your position on how Christianity came to Africa and Nigeria in particular, is not entirely correct. Christianity was already being practiced in some parts of what we now call Nigeria, some 400-300 years before the colonization.

I started questioning religion at the age of 16 in SS3. There was a civic education textbook from LASG we had to read to prepare for WAEC. In the book I discovered how Christianity and Islam were both tools of colonization. Christianity came from European colonizers who arrived by sea, which is why it took root predominantly in coastal and southern Nigeria. Islam spread from the Middle East through North Africa and the Sahara trade routes, which is why northern Nigeria is predominantly Muslim. The religion you practice today has more to do with which direction your ancestors were colonized from than any divine encounter. Think about that.

@IamKingsleyOgar @dolapocarter @UniversalHBeing So loud and saying rubbish.

@dolapocarter @UniversalHBeing Firstly, Christianity is NOT a religion. Secondly, you know nothing about history of Christianity. Christianity reached Africa before it spread to Europe. Ethiopia was already deeply rooted in Christianity long before Europe. Christianity is not a European religion.

@justmercy__ Lamba

I need advice. My man, who has been working in Ghana, sent me ₦3 million to buy foodstuffs because he plans to come home and spend the holidays with us. I went to the market immediately and bought a lot of groceries and other useful household items. When I got home, I took pictures of everything and sent them to him, showing him what the money was able to get. I even had to add some of my own money to buy a few extra things. But instead of understanding, he got angry, started insulting me, and accused me of lying. I tried to explain that food prices in Nigeria have gone up a lot, but he refused to believe me and is now demanding that I refund his money.

Unrelated but this brand of pen was my favourite, no too much ink on the paper.

@Khanstillday @oku_yungx @TheGreatOla001 God bless you.

@oku_yungx @TheGreatOla001 Probably didn’t wear it for swag, na watin day house bro just put together.

Black belt on brown shoe 💀

@Sanyaa011 Drake

This is not a boutique/clothing store. Guess the celebrity that who owns it..

@Chimaforkeeps Gbam 🙌

The guy driving mine remits 2.250M weekly (5 days) They’re cheating you if yours is remiting 150k daily 🤣🤣🤣

@febra0621 @tdyani Omo you dull o no be lie.

@tdyani "Even the most powerful presidents in the world are not guarded by assault rifles" yeah, because this is an optical ilusion haha

Assault rifles for close protection will never not be funny to me... Even the most powerful presidents in the world are not guarded by assault rifles 😂😂🤡

@Mishi_2210 2 people

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@eljefenso @Hybrid_Ola What kind of question is this?

@Hybrid_Ola 1st question is Why are there nudes on the phone ?

A lady went to swap her phone at a store. While one of the workers was checking her phone to make sure it was in good condition, he secretly transferred her private pictures to his own device. She left because she wasn’t satisfied with the price and later swapped her phone at another store. Two weeks later, the worker contacted her, trying to blackmail her with the private pictures and demand money. However, she didn’t panic because she knew it was him. She then texted him with another number, pretending she wanted to buy a new phone and asked him to deliver it. When he arrived, she had already arranged for some guys to pick him up. After the boys dealt with him, she handed him over to the police.

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

@DavidoPolice You and who make mistake?

The mistake we all made was not downloading all of Hushpuppi’s Instagram highlights and posts before it was taken down. He caption dey always pami 😂😭

Which of you have the talking stage.

@nonsowtf Which of you have the talking stage

On our first date, some kids were chasing themselves. One of them ran and hid behind her chair. She turned around, gave him a heavy knock, then continued eating. Omo me and the pikin shock!😭

@DanielofTruth This is not Facebook 👀

20 ashawo arrested for allegedly kpaing a corp member, according to reports the young man went there to enjoy himself, the guy pick only one person, wen he entered her room, about 4 of them open the door and join plus the one he picked they become 5 ,so they started rushing the guy, before you know they don knack d guy till he fainted, they rushed for glucose and milk, but it was too late. #Copied

@Mpumiln This, didn't happen at all.

I know of a lady who never ate at funerals, when she lost her mom she slaughtered 2 cows. Catering was on point. After the trip to the cemetery everyone passed by her house just to wash their hands and went to their homes. Leaving her with all that food.

@TheFigen_ Rinse and repeat lies

Man arrested in Kenya for impersonating a lawyer and winning 26 lawsuits. He decided to defend himself in court and won again. 😂😂

@Olamide0fficial Akpor is constant.

Carterefe & Shank bumped into each other at Yhemo Lee’s store and this happened 😂❤️

The Boys. First 10mins and your locked in.

@Kenn_676 No lies here bro.

Once you dive into series, movies won’t hit the same anymore.