Overlord Prin Muso

Oh jeez, that’s a long time…

@GalacticAn0maly A stable teaches you about the virtue of hard work and respect! AND you get to cook and sleep together every day.

@PrinMuso I'm lowkey so hard.

I'm so into sumo as a kink I'm looking at sumo as a sport and like 'wow...that's so interesting...wow...I didn't know that...' im the fucking studious gooner out here posted up like this

@VastayanSwine Butt… *Deep, wistful sigh.*

@BustyDragonLove …E-Eheh, heh, depends on the day…

"Where are the gassy mommies built like this? Surely i can't be the only one, right?~"

@NotAnUnderling Jeez, is that all…?

"Four Sausage and Egg McMuffins."

@StarvingMaid *There’s some other factors that might not have been considered.* *Like width.*

If you are shorter than her, she can swallow you in one gulp

@SonneRitter Oh, I’m Violet’s mom, yeah! Eheh. Super strong resemblance, right??

@PrinMuso “Hm, yeah I think some kid named Venom or something about lamia or snakes? Violet? You and here I feel were like mum and kid.” //Oh! I mixed you two up. Soz.

@PrinMuso “Morning? You seem familiar, vaguely.”

@SonneRitter Hweh? Umm… Jeez, I feel really bad that I don’t remember then… I’m Prin, though! //I am not

@PrinMuso “No I know you must mean something to me else I wouldn’t recognize ya.” //Hi! You’re Ark-mun right?

@NotAnUnderling Whooooaaa, so cool…

The rat is just chugging a gallon of milk. A whole gallon. She thinks she can handle it. Large men can’t handle a gallon. She’s 5’1” and 84 pounds.

@BustyDragonLove Whoooaaaa… Jeez, you have that super-cute bulge over your shoes and everything…

"Be honest to me. I believe i am just as cuddly and cozy as ever, right?"

@VastayanSwine There—! *She spends all of a half-second being pleased with herself… Before she gets practically COMPRESSED by the great rump landing on her. It’s not unlike sitting on a pretty-dense beanbag.* GuhHHhhrrp…!!

@PrinMuso *With Prin's staggering strength, and weight, eventually the hog would come free from his icy prison...and fall backwards...atop his savior.* Oof!

Ah' feel real empty lately. Like, what's th' point'f continuin' ta live a life like this if every day's jus' gonna bring me one step closer ta th' grave kinda empty. That or Ah'm jus' hungry.

@VastayanSwine -arms, heaving back with all her weight. Probably unwisely.* Hrrrgh, I got you…!!

@VastayanSwine *Prin slides a few metres on her back, left groaning on the ground… She’s lucky all her flasks didn’t get bent out of shape and spill!* Ooough… *Sluggishly, the dumb demon staggers back to her feet, swaying over to the rotund boar’s wiggling legs… And hooking them under her—

@VastayanSwine -at the bottom of the slope and careen through the fences of multiple people’s yards in quick succession!*

@PrinMuso *With a few more inches forward from the two of them the sled would finally cross that icy boundary...and plummet with an extraordinary amount of speed. Because they're both HEAVY. Obviously. Zhu would squeal and hold hands to his eyes. He can't bear to look!

@VastayanSwine -as Prin’s uneven huddling in causes the sled to turn… And turn and turn, spinning down the slope. By sight, it’s hard to keep track of what’s happening. But there’s a bump, a lurch in their stomachs, and the WHAM-WHAM-WHAM of lots of stuff breaking as they ramp off of the bank-

@VastayanSwine Wait— *Prin baulks as she sees Zhu’s hands leave the sides of the sled, then totally freezes up as the sled violently accelerates! Wrapping her arms tight around his sides, letting out a sharp squeak as there’s a great WHOOMF of gained momentum, frigid air blasting over them—

@VastayanSwine *Prin stares for a couple seconds longer than she should… Then forces herself to avert her gaze, thin-lipped. She sluggishly bounces forwards, just BARELY helping to scrape the sled forwards, ice crunching at the front. Because they’re both HEAVY. Obviously.* Almost there…!!

@PrinMuso Right, lemme jus’…hmmngh…!! *Grunting, the pig would start trying to shift himself forward. Each time he did, he had to reach back and pull up his pants…though that didn’t stop his crack from being fully visible.*