Nadling

Old men are never called Greg

Has anyone else become obsessed with sea shanties recently?

Christ Flight of the Navigator was a good film

There’s been a lot of flim flam talked about my new mustache recently, but rest assured it is actually really nice

Me: Paul (shouting from the living room on Arrakis) Paul: Yeah (still eating) Me: Put the kettle on would you Bud Paul: Yeah

Realising there's been snot on your mustache this whole time is a very demoralising moment

Really like it when parrots whistle

@cadlington Thank you

@Princepswallie Grapes

What type of berry are peas?

Fun fact, Snake Plissken's first name was Gavin

Real red flag vibes from dudes with chunky black wedding rings

Finally cracked and googled what is LinkedIn

guess the world just wasn’t ready for sink based prop comedy

A Prius with a "Don't tread on me" sticker, now that's a thinker

How on earth are cows getting fat, all they’re eating is fucking grass

I think lava looks delicious, always have

Wait, Roy Hodgson wasn’t the Watford boss already?

Never managed to feed a horse anything off the palm of my hand, always shat it at the last moment

@Jaysea48 Speak for yourself

Note to Sainsbury's. No one wants to hear Love Shack when shopping at 8am.

Voodoo dolls, but of household appliances