Princess 👑

The way I uniquely view the world would be impossible to set a monetary value to as it cannot be replicated nor replaced ✨🌎

Since Mike Johnson says members of Congress don't make enough money with just their salaries, may I suggest: - Dialing back on those streaming subscriptions - Reducing your cell phone plan - Taking public transportation - Eating cheaper cuts of meat - Eating in more often - Turning off the lights when you're not in the room - Getting a part-time job at Walmart - Growing a f-cking spine and stop whining Signed, Everyone trying to eke out a living in your shitty economy

Texas teachers worked 187 days last year for an average salary of about $55,000. Members of the House of Representatives worked about 87 days last year for $174,000, and Mike Johnson has the audacity to complain about it??

i'll have $22 after i pay rent that means $20 for weed and $2 for baja blast this budgeting shit easy

my boobs are big because theyre filled with love and kindness

Can we just start a class action lawsuit against the US government? US Citizens v United States. Gross negligence in handling taxpayer funds would be a good start. Who’s in?

well looking hotter in your 30s than in your 20s is exactly the flex you think it is...

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

Everyday is 4/20 if you’re not a bitch

“Oh, you think he was referring to you?” That line will go down in history.

real

@Patrick92987712 @MarkieMinnesota Land doesn’t vote - people do

The Inver Grove Heights City Council is set to consider a resolution that would establish a formal policy for displaying the Minnesota state flag on city property, including designating the historical 1983 version of the flag for use. limitless-news.com/local/inver-gr…

Shout-out to this photographer getting photos with a bourbon neat in hand. Absolute power move.

when you're having a bad day and it's finally time to smoke and relax

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

sorry for having great tits and right opinions

If the President is so unstable that he has to be "removed" from the Situation Room, then maybe he SHOULDN'T BE THE FUCKING PRESIDENT.

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

Happy 420 🌿