BenevolentUncleElon

“Just like me, they long to be, close to youuuuuuuuuu”

PSA: If there’s a video of you doing something inappropriate, you better bet your ass it will surface once the you’ve reached fame.

@EricLori3 @EODHappyCaptain Can’t imagine why anyone would want the job. If you make it a contractor gig, they don’t care. But a part of the machine and it’s bound to be low quality. It’s designed to fail.

@PriusRunaway @EODHappyCaptain No shit these assholes steal us blind The politicians did this and civilian should not run supply

Ai has its uses. Here’s a recent one, I witnessed firsthand: A Soldier was notified that they had a substantial financial debt to the tune of close to 7k dollars. The only problem? The Soldier has no idea what the issue is, so they go to finance. Finance can’t figure it out. They say the debt is legitimate and the Soldier must pay. His only option is to request forgiveness from the first COL in the chain of command. In order to do so, he must provide evidence as to why he doesn’t owe the money. The problem is that no one knows what the debt is for, so he cant provide evidence. So him and the 1SG take all of his paystubs and put it into GenAi. The response? There was a mistake at a previous duty station. Not only does he not owe the money, finance owes HIM money. He takes all the evidence to finance. They process everything and he goes from owing thousands to getting thousands. Stay on top of your finances folks.

@lori_socal You’re about to get banned from ever nail salon from LA to Tijuana, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I’m obsessed with this drama. 😂

@EricLori3 @EODHappyCaptain That touches a nerve

@EODHappyCaptain The admin pog should have done it In fact it's a damn shame how they treat us Congress gets to steal with impunity

@mattmosley @BUFootball I like Dave the person, and Dave the coach. Let’s hope he makes it.

.@BUFootball coach Dave Aranda told me today that portal reinforcements on the O-line and D-line should cause the team to look dramatically different. He also said DJ Lagway's "big arm" and ability to throw the deep ball will have a huge impact on the offense.

@collinsworth55 I’m still laughing about BYU taking Rob Wright.

Anybody still questioning if AJ Dybantsa is the #1 pick in this draft!?

@4nt1p4tt3rn If you worked in San Antonio, I might just know the people..

While everyone's once again on the whole "USAA is garbage" warpath (they are), it's time once again for me to share a little story from 2013: As some of you know, I do computer security stuff. Not just professionally, but for fun. One day in December 2013, I got some spam email. It was a phish. Purporting to be from USAA. Since I was taking 2 years off from working (voluntarily; I'd just gotten married and wanted to focus on me for a while), I had ample time on my hands. So, I started digging. Long story short: I located the threat actor -- full name, address, photo, front door, and all his infrastructure. I infiltrated that, and obtained full details of every USAA customer he's successfully tricked into handing over everything: PII, credentials, account details, credit/debit card info, the works. Along with his other campaigns running, pretending to be other banks. I packaged this all up professionally and approached the appropriate people in USAA about it. Explained who I was, that I'd done this professionally for decades, that I'd been a long-standing customer of USAA, etc. I was told, in no uncertain terms -- in fact, in these exact words -- "It's our policy not to pursue fraud". I was a bit taken aback. I had to have them repeat, and then explain that. I couldn't've possibly heard that right. Here I was, a security professional, handing them a fairly large threat actor on a silver platter, along with a decent-sized list of USAA customers that either had been victims of fraud, or were about to be. And they not only said they weren't interested, but that they intended to do quite literally nothing. Absolutely nothing. Earlier that year they'd stopped underwriting motorcycle policies, so I had already pulled my auto and bike insurance from them. So, I spent Christmas Eve night that year (because I wasn't about to wait) sitting in the office of a local bank opening new accounts, transferring everything out of USAA. The following week we took it to the State Police. They were interested, but had no idea what to do with the information, even after I politely suggested various avenues to pursue. And I was talking with the officer who was in charge of "all the computer stuff". The report remains on file. The threat actor remains at large. His victims remain screwed. USAA doesn't give two shits about you, and hasn't for quite some time.

@amyklobuchar LOL! Fraud

Good news: The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award going to the people of the Twin Cities is a recognition of how our state persevered and led the way in defending freedom and democracy.

@JennXTex What’s your go to grocery store? Or is that too personal? I live by an Eatzis. But I’m a Jason’s Deli man…

@PriusRunaway Hell no I mind my own business

What am I doing on here??? I post, and maybe 60 people see it What’s the point? I can talk to myself for free

@JackChambersGB That’s why he left

Reminder that the initiator of Anglo-American settlement in Texas was from CONNECTICUT

@JennXTex Nextdoor?

Regardless of what happens in Europe and the U.S., the world is moving to EVs. There is nothing that western automakers can do to reverse this trend, and geopolitical risk in oil will only accelerate it. Either get good at EVs, or wither away.

@davidjsmith1232 Careful. If they found out what your little coach did to sign Rob Wright, this whole line of bs will be public

People talking a lot about AJ Dybantsa’s comments about BYU’s development process. True, only one player in the NBA right now. But having two guys in the top 8 back-to-back including potentially the #1 pick is a great start for Kevin Young in less than two years. Not to mention a potential second-rounder.

@SenatorDurbin You’re a dirty terrorist

Someone is dying in ICE custody every week, if not more frequently. This is a crisis.

@dpolehn I’ve dropped down to 165. Too much. I’m competitive, I was running 10ks. And trying to win. Never beat the Australian triathlete in my city that weighed 145. Now, it just seems so long ago., as you said, my sense of self,,..

@PriusRunaway It's totally psychological. Being tubby was part of my identity. I had to recognize my own agency to change. That made all the difference in life as a whole really.

I've been fighting Fat Daniel most of my life.

@barratt_dewey @anduriltech @tectonicdefense I see the flashy cabinets. Lists or Vidmar?

📸 Views from @anduriltech Arsenal-1. Go time.

My "why" for carrying came the day I realized I couldn't ask someone else to risk their life to save mine 💪 So this is part of getting ready. Making sure I can protect myself. Making sure I'm honoring the responsibility I've chosen to carry ✨

@Kaptain_Krispie I have to fly to NC soon. But generally, I’ll drive…OR there is a private bus….

wondering how many of you "need" to be flying right now...

@JennXTex I’ve got a LOT of Karen’s in my neighborhood. Shoot me straight, sista. Are you one of em?

I’m just an old housewife… I call a guy 🤣 But…they HAVE to be -The best lawn mower repairman known to exist -Fix it quickly -Best price ever quoted -If they could go ahead and quiet those motors down, that would be a bonus to my summer Saturday mornings 🤣 That’s the extent of my passion for lawnmower repair 😂