PJK

@MadelnCanada Tolerates neighbours.

Name one thing that Canada does better than any other country? 🇨🇦

@MarkHamill Yes, but I didn’t want to #Xcrete about it…

Has everybody seen the (eXecrable) new logo? 👀🙄 #ByeByeBirdie 🕊️ #TaTaTwitter 👋

So I hear #Twitter is now #X. So if we don't #Tweet any more, do we merely #X-crete? #excrete

Also, you should probably only send quality surveys to people if you’ve actually resolved their issue. Otherwise the survey makes vary little sense…

Hey, @chaptersindigo Truly uninspiring job rejecting my online book order, but zero’ing out my two gift cards in the process. Now I’ve got to wait 7-10 business days for your team to email me back…maybe…? Also, your automated chat bot is utterly useless.

Short documentary on how to make a #BronzeAge #sword. #blacksmithing youtu.be/UE7Q_S9TB4E

Hey, #TTC? Good job making a teenager cry on such a cold day, as your Keele Street drivers passed her by THREE times (in not full, in-service, non-express buses) while waiting at two different stops. She ultimately had to walk all the way home, to avoid frostbite. #Toronto

@Phokion1 Is that John Cleese?

@LakotaMan1 L'Anse aux Meadows

I grow tired of saying it. So this will be the last time. There were absolutely no white people here (in America) prior to colonization. Agree?

@PastorAlexLove @WaytowichNeil Dude, seriously. Industrial Light and Magic, look’em up, they’ll really up your FX game, and probably double your revenue. They can probably also edit out the less suggestible/gullible people in the crowd who didn’t collapse on queue.

Atheists, if the POWER OF JESUS is not real then please explain this?

Hey, #AtaiBistro? Some tips: 1. Appetizers should not take an hour to arrive; 2. Ribeye steak should be served hot, not warm’ish; 3. Two people do not order three entrees; 4. Ask if more drinks are required with the main course. #toronto

@VinceFHorn Constipation is no laughing matter...

It seems to me that in Lucas terms, @elonmusk has entered his Phantom Menace phase, and while there is some Darth Maul level cool stuff going on, he’s mostly just Jar-jar Binks’ing the crap out of most of his business interests. #StarWars #Tesla #twitter

You know, you would probably be SHOCKED to know how much time and effort is required to have a spontaneous life "moment"... #saublebeach #judgy

#Irony? #Toronto #parkingenforcement vehicle parked on the wrong side of the street (and left their engine running), while handing out parking tickets.

@TheTweetOfGod No I’m not!

The world's richest man is nuts.

@TheLemonBowl_ What percentage of this product is comprised of snake oil?

My husband is upset and happy at the same time)) All because I had to change my wardrobe completely one more time when I dropped one more size in 2 months. I just started to add this to my morning routine and voila! Now I feel confident and desirable again.

I’m wondering how this would be playing out in additional regions if T-Rump had won… #UkraineRussiaWar

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

For the record, it seems that saharatees.com are not legit, but a bunch of scammers. #saharatees