The Janitor

ever hear the joke about a privacy company giving the facility manager an X account? yeah, me neither.

@HoudiniSwap Phew..

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@HoudiniSwap Finally alone

Not everything should float to the surface.

@MRBEEFCOMEDY Looks clean

All brands making card animations like it was a porn teaser

@HoudiniSwap Cleaning is important

@HoudiniSwap is there a founders fee?

Our video editor is missing and has us worried sick. If you see someone mumbling about frame rates and render quality at a café, please help him find his way home.

Someone help find the video editor

@MRBEEFCOMEDY Ill go back cleaning…

If you were a social media manager and someone told you: “You get one last post, if it doesn’t go viral, you’re fired” What would you post?

@cryptorover so much cleaning

💥BREAKING: BITCOIN DROPS BELOW $81,000.

@jroebuck real opsec is having all your money under your bed

the ultimate opsec ranking - 1 monero + vpn + burner laptop + fake identity 2 privacy coins but you're still on twitter 3 'I use brave browser' 4 keeping work and personal wallets separate 5 using a hardware wallet 6 hoping nobody notices 7 posting your entire net worth in your twitter bio 8 having .eth as your legal name most people are at level 7 but think they're at level 2

looks like i'll be working double shifts from now on... so much cleaning to be done

@JamesWynnReal so you don't care about privacy?

I'am shorting the F**k out of Zcash! WITH SIZE! What a blatant orchestrated pump and dump. Shows over, all we can do now is benefit from the short. - Wynn

@jimcramer please be more bearish jim

The consistent bullish crypto cheerleaders are due for a full-court press using claims of $1 million per bitcoin in 2030, or some other magical nonsense. They need to defend themselves as they always do. Saylor due for multiple appearances. I will Chatgpt what Saylor will say today!!

@solana so i just need solana?

You don’t need a marketing team. Just post this and go viral: SOLANA

@LaudTheAvatar @HoudiniSwap @_binaban @ceo_houdiniswap @TheCrypnotist @jacobbamdas video looks clean

i used to waste time jumping across chains and dexs just to buy one token. bridge here. aggregator there. hope the liquidity isn’t fake. by the time everything loads, the entry’s gone. @HoudiniSwap cuts all of that out. paste a contract address → it finds the token across chains → shows where the liquidity actually is → routes the trade for the best price. one step. no hunting. i tested it and it works like they said; grabbed a random contract address, and it pulled instantly. no bridging required. no guessing. no chasing liquidity pockets. if you want privacy, there’s a mode for that too; two-exchange relay, random l1 in the middle, fresh wallets on both sides. the sender and receiver aren’t directly linked. everything is non-custodial. wallet stays in your control. paste. find. swap. try it now, paste any contract address, trade anything at houdiniswap.com

@HeroDividend cleaning happening everywhere

The SP500 is now trading like a cryptocurrency The recession is here

@skumWgmi pick that broom up time to become a janitor

i am 33 years old – no job – no car – no girlfriend - porn addict – portfolio down 82% – convinced i'm early – live with my parents – addicted to charts – terminally online – refresh price every 3 minutes – no social life is it over for me yes or no

@solana solana works the best when it's used privately

there’s legitimately no blockchain even close to solana