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“And when no one wakes you up in the morning… And when no one waits for you at night… And you can do whatever you want… What do you call that? Freedom…or loneliness?” - Charles Bukowski

opening the client’s trial balance for the first time

@kirawontmiss 30% on any bill is crazy to be considered the “norm”

nah tipping culture is getting ridiculous…

tax accountants on 4/15

Maybe we can make these next four years a blur and just be glad that it’s his final term and we will never have to see his face in office again after this.

Me on cheat day at the all you can eat Korean BBQ:

@PicturesFoIder If I’m being honest I’d rather starve than eat that, but she’s got the right idea and with some help/practice anyone can become a chef in the kitchen! Googling your favorite recipes can also lead you on the right path!

This girl is trying to convince her husband to let her be a stay at home mom

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@H3CZ I suppose there is more to consider in your choices: location, pricing, etc. Not just location. But I love the recommendations Hecz! ☝🏻 #GreenWall

@Prodhgy Haha, you right, but rudy’s is literally a 3 min drive from the HQZ,

If you don’t mind the 35-45mn drive to down town. 1. The Charles (italian’esque) 2. Mister Charles 3. Sister 4. El Carlos Elegante 5. GOLDEES BBQ (best in ALL of Texas) it’s a drive though. 6. Kinzo ($$$$) but the omakase is second to none in North Texas maybe even all of Texas.

@H3CZ As a native Texan I can’t believe this man just put Rudy’s on a #3 spot for BBQ…I’ve got so many recommendations in the state of Texas. More specifically, Lockhart TX. BBQ Capital. Trust!

BBQ : 2. Hutchins BBQ (beef rib TRUST) 3. Rudy’s BREAKFAST?? The Frisco Diner tell them HECZ sent ya.

@BrownSugar_Alex $75 minimum everywhere I turn, Supercuts is starting to look good to me

My barber keeps raising his prices 😩 Hair cut inflation has to be one of the worst

I’m sorry but @DallasStars y’all have played terribly the past two games, our puck handling and zone settling have been pathetic…is this a playoff hockey team or the SJ Sharks??

@CollinRugg As I always say, you can’t fix stupid, but you can be mad about it

JUST IN: Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid and QB Patrick Mahomes strongly defend kicker Harrison Butker for his pro-traditional values speech. Reid even shot back after one reporter tried claiming that Butker was speaking “ill” of women. Mahomes: “I've known [Harrison] for seven years and I judge him by the character that he shows every single day. And that that's a good person.” “That's someone who cares about the people around him, cares about his family, and wants to make a good impact in society.” Reid: “Everybody is from different areas, different religions, different races, and so we all get along, we all respect each other's opinions.” “It's a great thing about America, man. And we're just, like I said, a microcosm of that and my wish is that everybody could kind of follow that.” “I don't think he was speaking ill to women, but he has his opinions and we all respect that. I let you guys in this room and you have a lot of opinions that I don't like.”

Family is not necessarily blood, but rather who you would bleed for

Pack your bags, we’re going on an adventure! @halamadr1d4life

MORE- Aerial view of the brawl

Dallas sports legend recognize Dallas sports legend. 🤝 Cc: @swish41, @9modano

SXSW does not agree with Governor Abbott.