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Didn't Shakespeare die of tuberculosis? Well, it was TB or not TB. #BadJokeFriday

Guy is off his nut

Me and the boys after winning World Wars 3 to 11

@Livesnooker What's happening in the game now. What is the ref saying to the crowd?!

Neil Robertson 4️⃣-3️⃣ John Higgins The 2010 champ clears to win another close frame on the pink. Can he now establish an overnight lead? 📺 Watch live! ➡️ bit.ly/WSC26Stream

9 year old me going through the Argos catalogue when my mum asks what I want for Christmas

Wire in boys!

@WarMonitor3 Bleak

What will the world look like in 100 years?

The way the BBC sports website shows the snooker fixtures and results is abysmal. Teletext in the mid 90s looked better.

Remembering Princess Diana, pictured here with Dodi Fayed

@GMNeiksans Forgive my ignorance. But Sindarov would play someone else to determine World Champion. How would Carlsen come into it? Can they just play a challenge match? How many world champions are there in chess? I don't quite get it

Currently, Sindarov is giving the same vibes that Firouzja did several years ago. Is he THE challenger that Magnus was waiting for?

Fight for the seven seas...

@historydefined It's not great, is it? The wee Scottish guy in The Great Escape could teach it a thing or two!

Have you ever seen a Mole digging a hole?

@spfl @WilliamHill @WilliamHillSPFL They're gonna need a bigger helicopter

🚨 POST-SPLIT FIXTURES 🚨 The SPFL can confirm the @WilliamHill Premiership schedule for Matchdays 34-38. 📍 Game Week 34

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

Imagine Trump’s messages read out by the prosecution at Nuremberg. (“A whole civilisation will die tonight.”) They would have hanged any one of the defendants.

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

@BladeoftheS Not when Scotland win it

People are saying USA FIFA World Cup 2026 is going to be the worst FIFA tournament ever. It is isn't it?

@BrocolliV74667 "It just wasn't in the file"

As much as I don't like Hikaru, you really do see a chess player realizing they might never be a world champion in this lifetime. Every round you can tell he senses that he's losing the last chance he has/d to be a classical world champion #candidates

@KITKAT Take a break, guys

Regarding recent press coverage

@mctominay_HQ This in itself should be another mural. #russiandolls

Scott mctominay with his mural 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥶

Trident submarine breaks the surface tomorrow morning at dawn to download the emergency podcasts and retires to below the ice cap.