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@FabrizioRomano Respect the ball

🚨❌ Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring a single goal for the first time in 114 years.

@Chisiiwagift @makakaseni Its not though

@makakaseni Cimas is the real deal

Right… kana wava nefamily chiitawo ka medical aid bro. One of these days inogona kukubatsira. When I say medical aid handisi kureva zvima low grade packages zvekunana Psmas!

@blavkRedd @foxcon31 @zimlive Not everyone has 5 o lvls 😂

@foxcon31 @zimlive Saka zvekuti it passed through road blocks zvinei nebomb squad? 🤡

📸 Police are warning motorists to expect delays of up to 4 hours on the Bulawayo-Esigodini road after bomb squad and fire brigade deployed to scene of a Toyota Quantum explosion which killed over a dozen people. Vice President Kembo Mohadi allowed passage through crash site

@frankporto8 @ZimDaily Frank

@ZimDaily So I have to support each and every evil , nonsense things done by america just bcoz kids apply visas to go there ,? Umm hayha unoziva kana dziridzo pfungwa dzamunoshndisa pamunovhotera Chamisa then ndosaka achidyiwa , angahwine sei pfungwa dzakadaiso dzichimuvhotera

You all hate the USA, but we'll never see you applying for visas to Iran, North Korea, Cuba, and other oppressive regimes you love so much. It's always the countries you hate that you run to for your kids' education, vacation, and shopping.

@TheAthleticFC This lil prat , if it was an arsenal player or United player you wouldn’t hear the end of it .

Rayan Cherki, who had been substituted, swapped shirts with France international team-mate Hugo Ekitike. The Manchester City forward proceeded to put the Liverpool jersey on while he sat on the Manchester City bench. He was swiftly told to remove it and raised his hand in apologetic fashion. 📸 @footballontnt

@nexta_tv @grok whats stopping iran from bombing them ?

U.S. Marines have arrived in the Middle East, according to CENTCOM. The amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli is already in the region.

@TheBMA Greedy lot thesw onea. I thought it was about uk grad prioritization

Resident doctors have been left with no choice but to strike. Weeks of negotiations with the Government have failed to deliver enough progress on pay, with the goalposts being moved at the last minute. We have called six days of industrial action to make the Government listen, stop the game playing, and come back with an offer that delivers fairly on both jobs and pay.

@PolitlcsUK Ridiculous now. I thought it was about uk grad prioritization. Greedy Drs get back to work

🚨 NEW: Resident doctors will strike for six days from April 7 over pay and jobs

@Wachewee Bill is like 50$ a month 😂

City Council - Kanzuru. I was shocked to learn that monthly bill involves refuse collection, water charges and sewerage drainage etc -KuGhetto : Mvura inouya ka1 paWeek -MaDhodhabhini haaCollect marara -Handisati ndamboona drainage ichigadzirwa in my life

@CeeMulengah @GeneralBauer3 Regardless *!!!!

@GeneralBauer3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Irregardless of how you may raise alarm about these scams people always fall victims to such.

Full body scan strikes again. Diagnosis, prescribing, and dispensing. All in one. My only question is, why do patients, especially old folks, choose these over conventional medicine?

@DerEmskanal @FabrizioRomano Not 2028 bro

@FabrizioRomano That’s a surprising call, especially considering Neymar’s experience and impact for Brazil. It will be interesting to see how the squad performs without him and how he responds to this decision.

❤️‍🩹 Neymar Jr on Instagram after Carlo Ancelotti’s decision not to call him with Brazil squad for upcoming games.

@beemurandu88 Why is bro built like a freaking pork pie

I have never seen money being advertised like clothes on the market🤣🙌🤣

@mcfc9320group 115

I genuinely hate Arsenal more than any other football club including United. They are absolute pricks from manager,players and in particular fans.

@yslomry Fibre is always going to be better than starlink . Starlink is meant for remote areas manje in Zim we have trash ISP

i used starlink for the past 4 days and it just made me appreciate Liquid waay more

@Malachi263 @yslomry But available in select areas

@yslomry Liquid is literally the only first world experience in Zimbabwe

@TapiwaNaishee @loiceMututuvar1 What if i resign a year later

@loiceMututuvar1 Depends neGrade rako (A, B, C etc). The different grades have different allowable amounts eg toti grade B yonzi allowable is 4k. It means if you buy a car for eg 6k and Zimra yoti total Duty is 7k zvoreva kuti Gvt will use your rebate vobvisa 4k so amount yaakudiwa inenge yava 3k

@SpecialZw @TeeMyst To build what? A cottage?

@TeeMyst Someone also pointed out that it's better to build than buy with that budget. Is it a fair assessment?

There is a guy. A petrol head. I know he has a black and white dp but handle yatiza. That guy just this past week was mentioning how he is happy to help those within this budget to get decent cars. I hope he sees this tweet

@Techzim Why would anyone with a starlink kit pay 33$ for 15gig

One of the Starlink Authorised Resellers in Zimbabwe, Frampol, just got in touch to advise us they have introduced new Priority packages on the back of the recent developments. And they look pretty competitive. And they have both Mini and Standard kits available for $270 and $360 respectively. You can also bring your own kit if transferring it from roaming outside Zimbabwe.

@SimblexD @loiceMututuvar1

@loiceMututuvar1 When life gives you lemonade make lemons 🍋 and cure flue 👍👍👍

Iya🤣🙆🏽‍♀️

@Mohamed61794952 @grok whats the name of the song