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Chris

@Profane_Plays

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. - Robin Williams

Denver, CO Katılım Aralık 2017
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
The most handsome boy there ever was❤️🙏
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@hauntinglyyjenn Started slow, wife almost made me turn it off because she found it boring. We stuck it through and it was enjoyable, lots of unpredictable parts you think will play out one way but they don't. Good performances, not great. 8/10
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@BloodOnTheReel Rise is a perfect barometer of horror taste. If you only enjoy over the top, gory nonsense with less than 0 plot it is not the movie for you. If you enjoy a simple, well made scary story with great characters it's for you. Kinda like Talk to Me.
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horror movie fan@BloodOnTheReel·
Evil Dead 2013 even outdid the original film, it’s gruesome and a hard-watch…perfect horror film. Rise? Ehhh…
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Donald Trump has made hyperbolic comments as part of negotiation tactics for a full decade, especially on social media, and yet people still run around like insane people reacting to his posts on here. I truly don’t get it.
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This You?@Thiss_Youu·
“not dozens of accounts all at the same time”
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Jack@jackunheard

@Thiss_Youu 1) Biden canceled all plans after avoiding the media for days, Trump didn’t 2) Trump was locked into a critical mission to save an American life, Biden wasn’t 3) That’s just me posting, one single post, not dozens of accounts all at the same time. But good try.

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Brett@Helpyourself99·
@Profane_Plays 28 years later was terrible. Gonna watch Bone Temple tonight
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Brett@Helpyourself99·
Hells yeah! Netflix added 28 Years Later and The Bone Temple so I’ll have something to watch tonight
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@EdwardT78344878 @joerogan Ahhhahahahah meme response from a fuckwit with no real beliefs. Keep just parroting what you see the other sycophants say instead of forming your own personality. Outlaw all comedy because the whiney cucks can't take it. You dumb fucks have become exactly what you hated 🤣
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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan@joerogan·
Honestly I just remembered it wrong. I was elk hunting when Jimmy Kimmel was getting people angry at him for joking about the assassination and blaming it on MAGA. I would never “lie” about that. I just had a dumb memory moment.
Henri Fjord@henri_fjord

What a weird thing to lie about

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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@EdwardT78344878 @joerogan Just cancel comedy when you don't agree with it right? Cry baby bitch can't handle the real world. Don't forget your helmet and floaty wings when you leave the house.
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Is it a troll if its true?
Is it a troll if its true?@EdwardT78344878·
@joerogan Well between laughing at the Druski thing and mocking Erika Kirk with Mark Normand among other things you have said, can you see why people would call you out on some shit Joe?
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@OkieAlpha @TMZ OkieAlpha the rich guy cuck. What a fucking boob
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Heath@OkieAlpha·
Love! You’re lying to yourself if you don’t think you’d do the exact same thing. Fresh off a rollover crash and you’ve got the President’s number? You’re calling him. Tiger and Trump have been golf buddies and close friends for years. It’s not a magic “get out of jail free” card. Pure human instinct in the moment. Optics suck later, but when you’re shook on the side of the road? You dial whoever can actually help. I’d do it too.
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 In the time between Tiger Woods flipping his car and being arrested for DUI, the golf legend dialed up President Donald Trump from the scene of the crash.
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@attiep85 @buffomat @sneako Wrong. Putin was set in trying to take the Ukraine back no matter what was said. He would have had to put boots on the ground. And I'd prefer we didn't throw American lives away. Also, playing what if games is such a low IQ activity. What's happening in America right now?
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SNEAKO@sneako·
I miss Joe Biden man
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@attiep85 @buffomat @sneako Brother. I've never seen someone who literally wrong about everything they say. Congrats on being the most ill informed human being in the planet.
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@Richard84382185 @YaakovRenewed @JamesAllJo 😂 Holy fuck do you suck a lotta Trump dick. Go through your own replies and tell me that shit isn't weird as fuck. Sycophant DORK talking about cream puff life. Ya really can't make this shit up.
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Richard Hawkins
Richard Hawkins@Richard84382185·
@YaakovRenewed @JamesAllJo Blow it out your ass. You have apparently lived a cream puff life and do not care or understand how bad things can get if you think what we're going through is unbearable.
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FromConvict2Conservative@YaakovRenewed·
Message to Donald Trump, on behalf of the American people! We did not vote for higher gas prices in order to keep us safe from a country that wasn’t an immediate threat to the United States.
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@stb8444 @esjesjesj The way it should be. Dick sucking any politician is such low IQ dumb fuckery.
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sb@stb8444·
@esjesjesj I don’t really trust anyone in the government on either side
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@TheCinesthetic Hands down the most entertaining period piece show since Rome got canceled way back when. Honorable mention to Domina too, that deserved so much more time.
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
The cancellation of which TV show are you still frustrated about?
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@alwaysunnyooc The sad part is there really are people who believe this. "they were like me until they got all gay and woke!" no, big dog, they've been making fun of fuck heads like you since day 1. Such a perfect show!
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No Context in Philadelphia
No Context in Philadelphia@alwaysunnyooc·
Always Sunny was ruined when Mac came out and it’s completely unwatchable with all the woke bullshit.
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@ZBootyPopperZ @whuryoboss @UTDIfy @DailyLoud Stupid shit? If CFA wasn't a company helmed by religious freaks they wouldn't have fired their whole staff for this. It was a TikTok trend video, obviously done after hours while they were cleaning. Just because you're a robotic, boring fuck don't put that on everyone else.
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Daily Loud
Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
Chick-fil-A fires entire staff after employee posts viral video on social media 👀
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Chris@Profane_Plays·
@sigsbestfriend @UTDIfy @DailyLoud Because it wasn't obviously dark out and they were cleaning up for the end of the night 😂 so many customers there watching that while they eat 🤡🤡🤡
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sigsbestfriend@sigsbestfriend·
@UTDIfy @DailyLoud Nobody wants to see this shit in any restaurant. Kept it a simple answer since you’re dumb to ask a dumb question.
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