Professor Puig

OF COURSE cats can be pro-abortion. And yes, I use that term, specifically, though I can party with pro-choice or pro-woman. We should have exactly as many abortions as we need to have. Combined with comprehensive sex ed and accessible contraceptives (including free LARCs)!!

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Saw a new provider today. She told me that since I’m vaccinated I could “shed” the virus to others and also that it may not be possible to treat me because my DNA has been altered. Obviously I’m not going back but… like… is there a hotline or something for this kind of shit?

What's your favorite nontraditional cat toy?? kennedyskitties.com/nontraditional/

Baby daddy😍 @JJWatt

Mom’s outta town so fast food for everyone!!!

@MaddiCasey My parents do summer camps. I’ll ask them for the names of their programs. Mostly for retired adults, but still adults

My 5yo wants to know why there aren't summer camps for adults, and honestly I'd like to know why as well.

Jesus Christo, Bo oughta teach history He saw it all

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?

Bo was there for it

So I got a photo of my cousin, Bo--and when I searched for his image, it turns out he was there for the jumpman.

Photo shoot with dad!!

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

Reminder that when I got my abortion, no one protested outside the clinic, even though my babies would've been MUCH cuter than a newborn human. Yes, I'm a cat.

JJ has a book suggestion. You really can't go wrong with E.O. Wilson.

@MeowSiamese Like, which is better, the zukes or the meezer? Why not both?!

Cheers to the single greatest image I ever came across (that wasn't my own fam damily)

I may be a cat, but my momma wrote this essay on the biology of sex determination and gender, and we're really proud. It's a free friend link, so it should be free even if you aren't a Medium member. Comment and share 💕😻 melooley.medium.com/whats-so-compl…

@Melooley I still vote we spay and neuter our humans.

I'm working on my own revolutionary political screed, aiming to fix the problems of the world. Basically, we teach everyone everything they could ever need to know about their or other people's bodies, and make contraceptives free to all. What's a better name for this plan?

I like to dip my tail in the fish tank.