Some Professor

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Some Professor

Some Professor

@ProfessorSome

Never believe anything just because some professor said it. History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.

New York, NY Katılım Ekim 2016
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
What the hell, @FreshDirect ? I've used you for years and you can't clean up--literally--the mess you've made? Unbelievable. 5/x
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
I say that this morning we were told that they could come get it today and am told that I never contacted them this morning. I ask to talk to a manager bc stories are not getting straight and they hang up. 4/x
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
@FreshDirect driver had we assume been delivering to a neighbor. It's dark and they messed up. But critters have already been getting at the food. So I open a chat. And they say eventually they're coming today to pick it up but can't give a time so we get on the plane. 2/x
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
Left for vacation first thing this morning and it has been a DAY. @FreshDirect is doing what they can to wreck it. At 5:00 this morning we open the door to leave to find that last night a Freshdirect driver had dropped food we didn't order off in front of our house. 1/x
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
The nice thing about online forms is that I now get emails with subject lines "Completed. Complete Incomplete Form." Lewis Carroll has nothing on academia when it hits its stride.
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
The annual fight over the wreath has begun. My wife has now rejected my suggestions of naming it A-Wreatha Franklin, Wreath Witherspoon, Wreathus Pieces, Jack Wreather, and, in a surprise move, refuses to even consider Wreath Should Exceed Grasp.
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
@mbmcmanamon His typing skills are so bad it's hard to tell what he's trying to write, honestly. They keep blocking him for being disruptive.
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Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
I've checked all the parenting books I can find and so far none explain how to convince your ten year old to stop editing Wikipedia entries.
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
Hunter Biden is probably a creep but the outrage over his father pardoning him is silly. I'd pardon my son in his shoes no matter what. Save the outrage for when Biden leaves people on death row for Trump to have them put to death.
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MaryBrigid McManamon@mbmcmanamon·
@ask_aubry 1) He “treats everyone in[his] life with utmost respect and dignity.” Next paragraph begins, “You bitches.” 2) It’s “men,” but “females.” Immediate red flag.
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
My wife says that I apparently am not Christmas minded enough to pick out a wreath for the front door.
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
As others have said, incompetence is our best bet on surviving four more years. That and not reading the news too often.
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
Love that a bunch of racists are insisting that illegal immigrants are the reason there's a resurgence of measles while allying themselves with idiots who refuse to get vaccinated.
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MaryBrigid McManamon
MaryBrigid McManamon@mbmcmanamon·
@VABVOX My kids had to show vaccination records to get into college. Maybe enough un-vaxxed kids will be denied admission to college to change this trend.
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Victoria Brownworth@VABVOX·
There are mumps, whooping cough and measles outbreaks right now. The reason: unvaxxed kids. Why don't you love your kids enough to protect them from the deadly diseases your parents protected you from? These diseases had previously been virtually eradicated by vaccines.
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The Editorial Board
The Editorial Board@johnastoehr·
1. There’s an argument I want to discuss. It goes something like this: Donald Trump’s policies are going to alienate some of the people who voted for him.
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
@KellyODonn Also I believe this is the first time a human ever impersonated a bot. History is made!!!!
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Some Professor
Some Professor@ProfessorSome·
The bot to human ratio has definitely changed some. Bots, do YOU think it should be a historian or an historian?
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