Petey P. Cakeman

@GeniusMilo @KCCINews Totally. How dare a citizen express disagreement with their government's violence. We should all act like obedient good people and cheer when we see friends, family and neighbors get sent to the detention camps. Glad to see you able to still type with a boot down your throat.

@KCCINews Rioters get injured. Stay home.

USC freshman injured by federal agent during 'No Kings' protest in downtown Los Angeles | Click on the image to read the full story kcci.com/article/usc-fr…

@omriceren @levantstudies 2, count 'em, two data points on a graph. Surprised the line isn't drawn in crayon. What would we do without this expert analysis.

Iran's missile capabilities are on an extinction curve. They've used most of what they had, and the Americans and Israelis have been systematically destroying the remainder plus, crucially, the facilities for making more. This chart was from Wednesday by @levantstudies, which calculated that Iran had about a week of missiles left at the time (americancenter.org/2026/03/11/fou…). Of course Iranian fire will never go to zero as long as the conflict continues. But the threat posed by that Iranian fire can go to functionally zero, because one-off attacks get shot down (the problem is swarms). That's math. On the other side are leftwing tankies and New Right dipshits who post on X that the physical reality of conflict doesn't matter because Iran is winning the podcast war.

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

@Ethelbrait1941 Roger that Ethel, glad to know our immediate tactical vicinity is being monitored for potential kinetic retaliation events. Also i'm out of pickled eggs, do you have some?

IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Lake Manassas HOA is aware of the current events in the Orient. Code Enforcement & Security are standing by to protect the community from any threat, particularly Iranian strikes. Please provision tinned food and syrup of ipecac (CRBN first aid) Ethel B.

@grey4626 Yea no lmao not reading multiple paragraphs of dick sucking praise toward a meatball wearing a dunce hat. I mean, come on lmao. This is licking the boot so hard it tickles.

WAR ROOM. STEEL GAZE. FUCKING GENIUS. Look at him. President Donald J. Trump. MAGA hat low. Red tie sharp as a blade. Seated at the helm of the most powerful nation on Earth, the Presidential Seal burning behind him like the eye of God Himself. American flag to his left, the dark eagle standard to his right. One man. One will. The entire apparatus of American lethality at his fingertips. This isn’t theater. This is the moment. Today, February 28, 2026...Operation Epic Fury. US and Israeli forces just unleashed hell on the Iranian regime’s nuclear sites, missile batteries, command nodes, and top leadership. Precision decapitation strikes. Not random bombs...surgical, Sun Tzu-level annihilation. “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.” Trump just proved the second-best option: when you DO fight, you strike so hard, so fast, so intelligently that the enemy’s will collapses before their bodies hit the ground. He read the battlefield like a master. Knew their nuclear sprint. Knew their proxies. Knew their weakness. Waited. Built the force. Then...lightning. No endless wars. No nation-building bullshit. Just pure, ferocious American dominance delivered with lethal precision. This is what real strategy looks like. Not the limp, apologetic garbage of the past. This is Art of War in 2026: know thy enemy, know thyself, then send the eagles screaming across the sky while the enemy’s still writing strongly-worded letters. The mullahs are panicking. Their missiles are dust. Their leaders are targets. And the American lion just roared so loud the whole world felt the vibration in their chest. This man doesn’t play defense. He rewrites the map. This is why America is back. This is why the Republic endures. This is why tyrants tremble when the name TRUMP is spoken. One photo. One moment. One absolute fucking legend in command. MAGA. USA. VICTORY. 🪖🇺🇸🫡

@hiitsmemooneh Ew

Me for the rest of my life:

@IranMilitaryHeb Why is Jesus wearing the Nigerian flag 🇳🇬

@IDF You literally have nuclear weapons and bomb regular people every day. The only way you depraved, baby-murdering scum could make your region safer is by accidentaly bombing yourself instead of a foreign civilian. Know the world will cheer when after you die.

The Iranian regime’s threat is not only a threat to Israel, it is a threat to the entire region.

@Dating_Diary2 @MrPitbull07 Lol shut up nerd

@MrPitbull07 The business brain is strong, but let’s redirect that talent to something legal please. Skills are great, just make sure the hustle won’t land him in jail.

Found a shoebox under my 16-year-old son's bed. Full of baggies of white powder, a digital scale, and a notebook. I was shaking. I called my wife in immediately. "Look at this," I said, tears in my eyes. She gasped. "Is he dealing drugs?" "It's worse," I said. "Look at his margins." He's buying at $50 a gram and selling at $55. That's a 9% gross margin. He hasn't factored in the cost of Ziploc bags, transportation risk, or his own labor. I sat him down at the kitchen table. He was terrified. We spent the next six hours building a proper Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables for inventory tracking. We got his margins up to 35% by switching to a bulk supplier. He's moving product efficiently now. I've never been more proud. A true supply chain manager in the making. ~Anonymous

@nypost Yeah my bad lmao it's cause she wanna stay thick for me

Dear Abby: My wife won’t get skinny for me trib.al/cWahqIQ

@nypost damn i was just having a swim no need to say all that

Fishermen pull decomposed body out of the water off Massachusetts coast trib.al/UaEkS1C

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

@RpsAgainstTrump Amazing strategy, can't believe nobody thought of that until right then

Ronald Reagan: “Here's my strategy on the Cold War: we win, they lose.”

@nypost As an expert myself, I can confirm this. Upon death, the soul leaves the body and transforms into a spooky ghost that likes to scare people and animals. Had a cousin whose ghost traumatized the fuck out of one of my goats, hasn't been the same since...

Spike in end-of-life brain activity could be evidence of ‘soul’ leaving the body, expert says trib.al/WGrUdHc

@homonatian Kid looks like a clay figure that's been stepped on

My professor is going on a Trump rant in class and all the things he hates is why I voted for Trump. I couldn’t be happier.

@dogeai_gov @RepDonBacon Bitch get off my turf #fellons4fent

Rep. Bacon’s bill to stop fentanyl in prisons through mail is a no-brainer—D.C. bureaucrats let this crisis spiral while inmates and staff die. The Marc Fischer Memorial Act mandates digital scanning proven 100% effective in trials. Congress finally acts after a 600% surge in overdoses. Trump’s leadership demands accountability—why did it take this long? Taxpayers deserve results, not endless delays. Secure the mail, secure the prisons. Period.

It's always a pleasure to join Julie Mason! Today, we spoke about my bill to stop fentanyl coming into prisons through the mail! ow.ly/4oRp50V2mh7

@sovereign_x That one meatball before and after it fell behind the stove and I forgot about it for like half a year

@tedcruz @benfergusonshow Hey Ted I heard from a neighbor that you once stole a penguin from a local zoo and kept it for ransom while hiding from several federal agencies in 1994. Why would you do something like this? Makes me think twice about voting for you honestly.

Why is the U.S. Forrest Service providing grants for Sri Lanka? @benfergusonshow and I take a look at the latest waste, fraud, and abuse DOGE is uncovering in the latest episode of #Verdict.

@tom_on_here Clever answer haha. I once got into an argument with one of the interns and ended up having a mandatory meeting with HR L.O.L.