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@ThreeUK This has wrecked so many things I needed to do today. I still can’t call my disabled dad to check on him. What a terrible service. How are you compensating your customers?

We're aware of an issue affecting voice services and are working hard to fix it. Data services are working normally, so calls can be placed via third-party messaging apps. We're really sorry for any inconvenience caused.

@Jodiejwrites @ThreeUK It’s a shitshow. Even when you almost get found the live chat to a human, it shuts down cos no one is available. How can no one be available? Is 3 and everyone there just gone?

@ThreeUKSupport i’m stuck and cannot get into my banking app. I cannot get into my 3 mobile app for support - it sends texts I cannot receive. I cannot call you. I cannot make or receive calls. Your live chat is not fit for purpose. And it cannot put me onto a human. Help me

@ThreeUK Can’t even get into the 3 app cos it’s sending texts that I cannot receive. And the chatbot it totally useless. I cannot access my banking app - this is really stressing me. I need help

@lustforlife1976 @wallofsound5 @O2RitzManc Are you crazy cats going to this tonight? @IanC72 @DaveR51457019

"Glen, Clem, and the rest of the band looked so at ease playing together. It was a masterclass to watch. Kate was up front and, wow, you can absolutely see why!" Thanks to @wallofsound5 for this review of @O2RitzManc [photo: Phil Jon Photography] #6f966a12-e601-4587-b005-8059f9864845" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">wallofsound.org.uk/gig-reviews-pa…

@IncMonocle You mean, ‘Young man, jolly well get down from there at once!’ Doesn’t work? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@OfficialHuey Fun Lovin Criminals tour… without Huey! What’s the point? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@juneslater17 Are you in oil?

Dear GB News I am mixed race, my mother is from Accrington and my dad is from Chorley, it wasn't an easy childhood. I have several disabilities and have married a mute. Actually I like that, he seldom complains. I am a Tory with liberal tendancies and think women can have dicks. I know this is a fact as I have had several myself, they were attached to men at the time. I will say anything for money and don't give a $hit how the world is run or who runs it. I have a speech impediment and can't read an autoque.. In my last job I was known as super grass, not because of anything I was growing, I was just prepared to do dob my mates in, so I think this qualifies as self motivated . Can I have a job please!

@SimplyRedHQ Ladies and gentlemen… Mick Hucknall and Simply Red @rachofthenorth

@rachofthenorth @AccidentalP Classic key change 🫣

On the first anniversary of Coolio’s passing, let’s revisit an #AccidentalPartridge classic:

@RachMurph @ybird76 Mint!

Fave wedding photo ❤️

@rachofthenorth @CensoredMen He literally is!

Cyclists casually bump into the King of England

@IanC72 Not much different since last time I tried then 😬👎

@Professorofcool Just grim mate, no trains and general chaos.

Having to use the metro again has been a painful experience. Should be a system to be proud of but at moment not fit for purpose, this week in particular has been hell😡

@NorthEastTweets Newcastle’s finest outdoor toilet

🤔 'Spire at the end of the lane'. Where is this?

@bccamplight I’ve got 2 tix going spare if anyone wants em - give me a shout 😎

I wanna act all cool about this but....holy shit. Thank you, Manchester. See you in November.

I’ve got 2 spares for the sold out Albert Hall gig on 17 Nov. Face value - give me a shout if interested 😎✌️ @CamplightFan @bccamplight

The intersection of Ludlow and Rivington in NYC is now officially known as "Beastie Boys Square" in honor of the hip-hop group.

So whatcha, whatcha, whatcha waitin’ for? @adders1969