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Professor Tubelight

@Proftubelight

Tubelight by name. Laser by analysis. Breaking things down to first principles. Less noise. More signal.

Katılım Şubat 2026
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Crazy Moments
Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01·
Guess the name of this bike 😳
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Tom Santos
Tom Santos@tommysantos14·
If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump? You’re not real bright.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Grok Imagine
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
‘MICHAEL’ has opened with $217.4M worldwide. The biggest opening of all time for a biopic.
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@REDBOXINDIA India’s in a brutal heatwave, no doubt—but that “92/100 hottest cities” stat is cooked harder than the weather.
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RedboxGlobal India
RedboxGlobal India@REDBOXINDIA·
INDIA BECOMES HOTTEST COUNTRY ON EARTH THIS WEEK, WITH 92–100 OF WORLD’S TOP 100 HOTTEST CITIES
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@Steezehuman $450 on Uber and the driver gets $90? Feels like the app took the longer ride than you did.
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Stephenblaq
Stephenblaq@Steezehuman·
My Uber ride was $450. I asked the driver how much they paying you he says $90. I said cancel that ride here go $150 cash! Looks like we both won.
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CA Ruchita Vaghani
CA Ruchita Vaghani@R_N_Vaghani·
Worst Performing Minister of Modi Government 1. Nirmala Sitharaman 2. Jai shankar 3. Nitin Gadkari 4. Dharmendra Pradhan 5. Ashwini Vaishnav 6. J P Nadda 7. Bhupendra Yadav 8. Jyotiraditya Scindia 9. Mansukh Mandaviya 10. Chirag Paswan
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Vijay Marathe
Vijay Marathe@Fintech00·
UK issues warning of heat waves at 21 degree We are roaming here and there at 45 degree.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Companies replacing junior roles with AI and then wondering why they can't find senior talent in five years is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@kapsology ₹20 lakh gone in a day? Nah, that’s just made-up Twitter math. Unfollows don’t hit wallets overnight.
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Kapil
Kapil@kapsology·
Dear Gen Z, Your mass unfollowing of Chadha yesterday may have cost him ₹20,00,000 today. A small price to pay for breaking your trust. Keep unfollowing.
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@vinodchendhil ₹13,000 crore says it loud—offline isn’t dead. Online numbers are visible, offline numbers are often silent.
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Vinod  Chendhil
Vinod Chendhil@vinodchendhil·
Vijay sale does 13,000 crore in revenue, damn! And people think offline is dead.
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@BernieSanders That 20–30% number isn’t hype—it’s a warning. AI won’t just cut jobs, it’ll squeeze incomes too… and we’re nowhere near ready for it.
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
When the CEO of Verizon predicts AI & robotics could lead to 20%-30% unemployment within the next few years, we may want to take notice. AI is the most transformative technology in human history. We’re not prepared for it economically or socially. That must change. NOW.
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
Joi Maa Kali! Joi Maa Durga! In Kolkata this evening, I prayed at the Thanthania Kalibari. This ancient Temple has a very close connection with Bengali culture and Kolkata in particular. It also has a very close association with Sri Ramakrishna, who used to pray there very often. I prayed for the prosperity, good health and well-being of the people of India.
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Professor Tubelight
Professor Tubelight@Proftubelight·
@vivekguptaa India isn’t protein-deficient just because protein is “expensive”—it’s a mix of awareness, dietary habits, and access; affordable sources exist, but they’re underutilized.
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Prafull Billore
Prafull Billore@_prafullbillore·
Hotels in India will keep watermelon, papaya and pineapple at the breakfast buffet. But no mango. 😢
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XYZ
XYZ@not_AakhriPasta·
@Proftubelight @ImAbhishek7_ Oo chatgpt wale bhai. Politicians ko bachana hai bas inhe. Absolute bootlickers.
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Abhishek ✨
Abhishek ✨@ImAbhishek7_·
Above 40 degree is the temperature at 9:30 am already. All credit to our illiterate politicians for cutting down trees for their crony friends, running smear campaigns against climate change activists and constantly living in denial
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Spencer Hakimian
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
🚨BREAKING: KASH PATEL LIKELY TO BE FIRED
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Stew Peters
Stew Peters@realstewpeters·
TRUMP: “I’m canceling peace talks in Pakistan with the Iranians because it’s a waste of time.” Bro, Iran canceled all further talks with you like a week ago. WTF are you talking about?
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Daily Iran News
Daily Iran News@DailyIranNews·
Have they blamed it on Iran yet?!
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