the prophet

Teenagers are programmed biologically to hate and fight their own parents as a natural way to prevent incest since they're fully developed matters reproduction. Apparently they also are irritated by their parents' smell. This evolutionary tweak isn't there in other animals

@alvinfoo @redbull Red bull is that junkie friend that pushes you to do dumb stuff to test the line

Brazilian skater Sandro Dias successfully dropped from 70m (approx. 22 stories) on a temporary ramp in Brazil, reaching 103kph, a world record! 😱 Credit: @redbull

@supuypweza Roll model 😂

Unakuwa successful mpaka polisi wanakutafuta mpigwe picha.

@JoeyMannarino Hallelujah!!

Every day that you wake up and realize you weren’t born Moslem, you really have to thank Jesus. Imagine having to bend over 5 times a day in doggy-style position on a filthy prayer rug, forehead smashed into the ground, ass in the air, facing a dirty toilet inside some black box mosque while some imam screams in Arabic about conquering the infidels. Imagine having to live your whole life knowing your “holy book” tells you it’s totally fine to marry and rape a 9-year-old because your prophet did it, then call it “perfect example for mankind.” Imagine growing up being told that music is from the devil, dogs are unclean, and you can’t even draw a picture of your own founder without getting your head chopped off by your own cousins. Imagine your women walking around looking like walking trash bags in 100-degree heat because “modesty” means turning them into sweaty ninjas so no one can see their face… except their owner, of course. Imagine having to scream “Allahu Akbar” every time you blow something up or run over infidels with a truck, then cry “Islamophobia” when people notice the pattern. Imagine believing that the highest honor is blowing yourself up to get 72 virgins who magically regenerate so you can keep going forever because apparently paradise is an eternal gangbang with cartoon women (probably goats) Imagine being so insecure about your religion that you have to ban criticism, behead cartoonists, and riot over a damn teddy bear named Muhammad. Every single day you open your eyes and you’re not trapped in that 7th-century death cult, do yourself a favor… thank whatever God you actually believe in. You dodged the biggest bullet in human history. So.. THANK YOU JESUS!!!

@Thuranira_1 Additionally there's a high probability the said funds were acquired through corruption... A case of money made from flowing water disappearing through the same water

The Court of Appeal has held that If you pay a bribe for a job and it backfires, don’t run to court,the law doesn’t refund corruption. A former senior manager at Kenya Revenue Authority lost KSh 63 million trying to secure a top job as chair of Kenya Urban Roads Authority. After retirement, he was introduced to a “well-connected” broker who promised he could influence the appointment at a price. He paid millions in stages, believing the deal was progressing. The job never came. When the promises collapsed, he went to court to recover the money. But the court found that the payments were tied to bribery and influence peddling, making the entire arrangement illegal from the start. Because of that, the court refused to help him. In law, you cannot recover money paid for an illegal purpose,the loss stays with you.

@xevekiah This is creepy, and unborn brother denying you the chance to further your lineage at your own cost is crazy

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.

@itslayies Maybe it's a new language

Mzazi apeleke tu mtoto wake polythecnic😭

@NytoP2PMwangi Don't forget these heroes too

Regina Wairimu was strikingly beautiful. It is also worth noting that she was an engineering student, pursuing telecommunications and electrical engineering to be precise. This means she had scored an A or a very strong A-minus in her KCSE. Yet people often forget just how brutal her killers were. They stormed her apartment and ripped the foetus from her womb using a knife. Two bodies were brought to the hospital: that of Regina, and her foetus, wrapped in a paper bag. You might be powerful. You might bribe and intimidate people. But one day, one way or another, justice shall prevail.

@njeng_Ah Gates are expensive tho... Sharp boys hii ni opportunity

jana nafika huku napata kumbe tuliibiwa gate 🤣 🤣 🤣 fuckin hell

@BraThabzaa Just another Netflix attempt to crate content with an edgy twist... The need to make gayness a universal shared ancestry for all greats and thus rewrite history Pathetic

Shaka Zulu was not gay the word gay didn't exist until after colonization, however men who were sleeping with other men back in the day were known to be the strongest warriors ever. These men didn't care much about families etc, so they literally had nothing to lose besides their fellow warriors. They were obsessed with winning wars.

@AnishA_Moonka Are you saying they feed on corpses though??

Went down the rabbit hole on this. Crows can recognize your face, hold a grudge for years, and warn other crows to avoid you. The thousands in Tel Aviv right now are running a nightly operation that puts most logistics companies to shame. Every evening from fall through early spring, crows worldwide gather in massive groups to sleep together. It's called communal roosting. In 1973, a biologist at Tel Aviv University named Amotz Zahavi figured out why. His theory: the roost works like a group chat. Crows that found food during the day show up well-fed. Crows that didn't eat watch who looks healthy, then follow them the next morning to wherever the food is. The flock is a nightly information exchange. A crow has about 1.5 billion brain cells. That's roughly the same as some monkeys. The cells are just smaller and packed closer together, which may actually make them faster. In lab tests using the same setup for both animals, crows and monkeys held the same number of items in short-term memory: about four. Crows bend wire into hooks to reach food. They teach each other which individual humans are dangerous. In 2024, German researchers taught them to count aloud, using different calls for different numbers. A 2020 study in Science found crows are aware of what they're seeing and can think about it before acting. Until that paper, only humans and monkeys had shown that ability. Israel sits on one of the planet's busiest bird highways. About 500 million birds from 550 species pass through Israeli airspace twice a year. The hooded crow, the species in this footage, lives in Israel year-round and has been spreading across the country for decades. It thrives on city garbage and streetlights. A warm coastal city at dusk in late March, with overflowing bins everywhere, is basically a crow buffet. The "harbinger of doom" thing comes from the Bible and medieval Europe, where people noticed crows gathering near battlefields and plague sites. But the crows showed up after the death. They were eating. People saw the pattern, flipped the cause and effect, and the superstition stuck for a few thousand years. What you're actually watching is one of the smartest animals alive running a logistics network that a Tel Aviv University scientist explained over 50 years ago.

@ClintonObonyo Pranksters have no place in Kenya buana, we're dealing with too much to entertain needless drama

mko sure huyu hukuwa sawa kweli, the motorbike guy didn't like it...

@BamaSaltyMarine Doesn't have to be an animal tho... We tried people too

I wonder how many animals we had to ride before we discovered that horses were the ones cool with it.

@Sasken_T So you haven't heard of people being beaten and raped on hiking trails or while jogging? Basic common sense tells you it's safer when in a group

Ati you want to go running, you have to join a running club, you want to go hiking, you have to join a group, heck you want to go cycling, you have to join a cycling group. What the fuck happened to doing things alone? People don't value solitude anymore? Lame ass niggas.

@mbiti_mwondi True, not everyone with a child is fit to be a parent

Nmeona huyo boys amecall mama yake 51 times nikakumbuka huko Mathare kuna day I was attending na the mother infront of me was telling her son that ni heri hata angezaa umbwa saa hio mzae ako tu hapo on the verge of tears hajui kitu cha kufanya. I always say almost 60% of people with mental illness huwa ma such fucked up family dynamics,what we may think is normal about families ain’t normal huku nje. That lad needs very close mental support otherwise atajipata Mathari or worse suicidal.

The only way to enjoy this with the strait of Hormuz closed is to listen to the powerful music system while still in the parking of your home

@StrenjaDenja The myth of 'pure' blood is a system designed to benefit the leaders and their families to exclude everyone else and hold on to power... If you go deep enough you'll always find a hidden ancestor from a different ethnicity

kuna lakeside babe TikTok alifanya hizo DNA things alafu akakua shocked ilikua inamsho akona bantu ancestry watu kwa comments walikua wanasema lakeside folks wa Kenya wengi hua genetically bantu due to intermarriage & assimilating bantu tribes over the years

@amenya_nelson You realize these imaginary qualifications for 'success' which in itself is vague as a system are meant to eliminate everyone until only the elite remain without being challenged? Other criteria include being white, inbred, red-haired, left handed, french speaking and rich af

Did this height thing in power and influence class. Height signals power so much so that the elite include it as a creteria for breeding.

@FT These pieces must be sponsored and written periodically by tall people in order to keep up the ruse and tilt the table... In a world where people work from home who cares about how long your thigh bones are except the vain eugenicists?

If there is a status attached to height – and there is – then 5ft 11in doesn’t quite measure up. Six foot is manly, commanding. Five-11 is acceptable, unremarkable. But a near-miss. It’s the upper end of almost, the FT's Alex Bilmes writes. ⁠ft.trib.al/Cy2ronS

@Mghazake Try it one day you'll remember me... It's 💯 times better than sleeping in total silence

@Prophet_Kenya I doubt it

Does this guy living here ever sleep because the noise that comes from the water fall is soo loud

@OutahB @Mghazake Exactly, I have no motivation to lie

@Mghazake @Prophet_Kenya Hehe why would he lie hehe