NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)

@ProphetofParody

I’m NostraKhandamus. The prophecy is clear: you clowns take credit like kings, fail like amateurs, and blame like cowards. Collapse is scheduled—no refunds.

In Dave Meltzer's Blocked List Katılım Mayıs 2024

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·3d

NostraKhandamus Imagine Jabba the Hutt—but now she’s Jojo from Jerz, parked in her chair like it’s a throne, firing off an “I hate Trump” rant in a thick Jersey accent, acting like she’s dropping truth bombs while crumbs are still falling off her chest. Same energy, just Wi-Fi enabled.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@winterweather AEW IWC WIMP kiss ass⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

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conner@winterweather·17h

TNA doesnt pay their talent nearly enough to do bullshit like this. once again, this company is a complete joke and only got its tv deal by being WWE's side piece.

WrestleCon@wrestlecon

Despite being previously cleared by all parties and respective management, Leon Slater has been pulled from this match one week prior to our Memorial event. We will have more to say at a later time, but we wanted to be immediately transparent to all fans.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@donwinslow Don is wetting himself

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Don Winslow@donwinslow·17h

Dear #GeorgeClooney Make no mistake and let there be no doubt YOU helped elect Donald Trump. imo. So this silly shit your spewing now MEANS NOTHING. You helped build the monster and helped to cripple the best alternative at that moment in history. YOU.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@MrEddieGillette

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Eddie Gillette@MrEddieGillette·21h

Remember when Dave Meltzer said WWE had signed Alberto Del Rio to a contract. And it was a complete and utter lie.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@CYESFU ARE YOU

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@ProphetofParody Are you okay?

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Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️@The_MJF·6h

It’s called being preempted due to March madness. This guy is actively a dumb motherfucker. Congrats. You pay your talents shit. Than force them off shows where they can make money. #lolTna

Cultaholic Wrestling@Cultaholic

Report: TNA President Carlos Silva unhappy about AEW Collision airing at the same time as Thursday Night IMPACT cultaholic.com/posts/report-t…

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@luchablog oh look a AEW TURD SPEAKS

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luchablog@luchablog·17h

everyone tries to dunk on TNA but no one's better at dunking on TNA than TNA

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

shut up stupid learn to read⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ The update streamlines an existing mandatory system for potential draft contingencies in national emergencies—unchanged since 1980 reinstatement and male-only—while voting remains voluntary with ongoing debates over verification standards in auto-registration proposals.

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Jennifer Jenkins@Jenkins4Florida·18h

We can automatically register to draft but not to vote. Got it.

The Hill@thehill

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December thehill.com/policy/defense…

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@ZenbarWrestling @The_MJF Nope it’s you. Boring as hell. And the rest of you IWC AEW kiss-asses? Just a bunch of copy-paste drones clapping on command. Think for yourself for once.

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Zenbar@ZenbarWrestling·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF Fancy way of saying you have no argument.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@ATigerPicture Sorry you’re looking for attention try a psychologist. They actually listen for a living.

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A Tiger@ATigerPicture·4h

@ProphetofParody Dawg did Dave Meltzer kill your family or something? Why so hostile to a man you don’t know?

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@asheneal1 @The_MJF made you mad maybe you should get off social media moron

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④@asheneal1·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF Dude stfu 😂😂😂 lame ass

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@Majora47 @The_MJF Sorry you’re looking for attention try a psychologist. They actually listen for a living.

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Majora@Majora47·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF That’s a lot of words to say nothing of value you dork

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@ZenbarWrestling @The_MJF Sorry you’re looking for attention try a psychologist. They actually listen for a living.

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Zenbar@ZenbarWrestling·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF Interesting. So you admit MJF is right? So remind me what exactly are you mad about him saying?

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@Majora47 @The_MJF made you make a dumb fucking comment at least we know who the moron ass kissers are

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@ZenbarWrestling @The_MJF That doesn’t even sound like anything i stated so do us all a favor and shut it. Go stick your head back up MJF’s ass or run crying to Meltzer for a five-star opinion. At least then you’d be consistent instead of loud and clueless.

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Zenbar@ZenbarWrestling·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF Sounds like you are defending TNA cancelling multiple matches their talent had committed to last second. Its bad for the TNA talent, no way you can say Max is wrong about that.

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@NinetySvN97 Vince even wanted to get him help before he left wwe but he refused it

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🥇𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 (9️⃣7️⃣)💨@NinetySvN97·1d

Why are yall still playing DUMB like he didn’t have REAL health issues? He didn’t “just disappear”.

Pro Wrestling Dome@pwd_offl

Bro just disappeared from wrestling just like that

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@JessicaTarlov yes you being on the 5 this long

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Jessica Tarlov@JessicaTarlov·1d

This is a joke, right?

OSINTtechnical@Osinttechnical

CNN: There does not appear to be a formal written document for the ceasefire agreement

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@busaikutrigger @The_MJF Nah, I’m not that stupid you are for even thinking that nonsense, let alone trying to pass it off as a joke. Turning 9/11 into punchlines isn’t edgy, it’s just weak. Do better.

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★♤★@busaikutrigger·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF You could probably easily be convinced Dave Meltzer did 9/11

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@LevineSchild @The_MJF My bad I didn’t realize you needed everything filtered. ill see if i can find a pussy filter so you wont see my content ok bitch!

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Kenny Liger@LevineSchild·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF Bro is NOT real, I refuse to believe someone is this far gone into Clownsville bruh. 😭🥀💀

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@DailyLoud the delete account button

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Daily Loud@DailyLoud·5h

Which one is the best logo from Twitter/X?

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@elite13933 @The_MJF Sorry I’ll dumb it down next time so it goes down easier.

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ProtoShita@elite13933·4h

@ProphetofParody @The_MJF why you crying bro???

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NostraKhandamus (Parody Account)@ProphetofParody·4h

@IamLioRush I like your new gimmick will be interesting to see how you use it so far im enjoying what i see

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Lio Rush 🖤@IamLioRush·22h

The official 2026 Entrance song for Blackheart Lio Rush ‘ It’s Always Been Me ‘ releases this Friday April 10th at Midnight! Pre save it now! 🖤🎻 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/li…

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@winterweather @donwinslow @MrEddieGillette @CYESFU @luchablog @ZenbarWrestling @The_MJF @ATigerPicture