
Protosimian
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Protosimian
@ProsimianProse
Reformed troglodyte. No tolerance for the lactose intolerant. I poast


"You like those slop games that force you into cutscenes? I can actually JUMP AROUND the tiny room I'm trapped in while an NPC talks to me for 5 minutes!"


Not so long ago, the stock image of someone from the far-Right was easily summoned: they’d be male, obviously, and very probably bald, and questionable tattoos. The face of the far-Right, it seems, is changing – and it’s becoming a good deal prettier ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/1…




















Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:



Dugans's bond was denied this morning in court, and he will spend the duration of the trial in federal custody. Among many reasons, some outright lies or at least omissions by the FBI, the closing reason by the female judge was "hate speech". Which is odd since that's not a legal category as far as I was aware. I got to sit in the courtroom with his wife and family during the process. The only words he spoke were "I love you" to his wife while being escorted out by US Marshalls. More to come.












When you are under 20 this pizza is an 11/10. After 20 it plummets down to a 3/10.














