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I’d trade my seedphrase just to get my ass ate rn

Anybody in Taiwan, preferably Taipei, able to sell me 25,000 TWD for .5 ETH? A free 5% for you 👀

@chhopsky @as_a_worker How?

@ProudMoolie @as_a_worker aged like milk

cryptocurrency’s claim to be a uhhh, you know, currency has floundered, but the hodl crowd and other grifter/marks have held out hope that its stratospheric rise was somehow uncorrelated to other risky speculative assets implicated with other markets. well, surprise!

Anybody in Seoul able to swap me 2,200,000 Won for 1 ETH? You’re making a free 10% 👀

@aminuteshop @magnumdong1992 It’s awesome, just doing random shit everyday being a fuckhead American 👍

@ProudMoolie @magnumdong1992 How’s your trip going man?

Anybody in Tokyo able to trade me 500,000~ YEN cash for 2 ETH~ ?

@Barrington_14 Woooooow fuck them bro

Say never live anywhere with an HOA. My neighbors are about to implode our HOA. y’all know me I like to fix things. Said ill join the board. I send out one email and in there it says “I think a diverse board is a good thing” and get this reply 🙃

@La3Life Lmaoo why does that feel like the best compliment someone’s ever given me 😂 thanks bro!!!!

If @ProudMoolie wrote a book I would read it See you when you come back again

Either way my DM’s are always open, I won’t see it immediately but I’ll see it. Love all of you who have ever rocked with me in any way seriously. Good luck in the next bull run or the next juicy untapped market you find

I’m still trying to get the fuck off the computer and escape the Matrix but it’s harder than ever. So much shit. Not tweeting 100 times a day has helped, but only barely. Hoping an indefinite trip to East Asia until I run out of money will help, but who knows. Maybe it gets worse

All cards sold, vast majority of clothes as well, UPS/USPS closed today so everything getting dropped off tomorrow. Thank you all for the participation and trust

@AndyBangVang shit sold now bro sorry

@ProudMoolie I’ll do $500

Yeah sure take em all, good stuff at the end. Best offer by Monday wins

@hurimaas Sold sorry

@ProudMoolie 480? Just saw your reply rn lol, otherwise it's all good

Highest offer is $425, accepting in an hour then dropping everything off at the post office