Fabián••••

trips, good sex, new experiences, happiness & peace >>>

Nobody invite me anywhere I need to start saving money lol

Fuck how they view you. Be you.

“Kompai” 🥂

Take me immediately

@uaivito Cyborg

qual nome você daria pra esse gatinho?

@NglMaya Stephon Marlon Raymon Jadon

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests megatron again 😭

beach rotting instead of bed rotting

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

Absolutely

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

I’m in love with this sentence: “The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

Some people create their own storms then get upset when it rains 🤷‍♀️

There’s a very thin line between patience and wasting your time.

I need to find more patience with all of this lmao

I HATE THE DMV

NORMALIZE NOT WANTING TO BE AROUND CERTAIN PEOPLE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL.

@boyfl3sh Nini should have taken the crown… it was an absolute slay. As a viewer, we know who won.

Nini Coco makes history as the first queen in #dragrace history to have me switch teams mid finale.

@mrwtffacts 45 years old and downing 14 shots is diabolical - if you’re going to go hard while you are on vacation at that age, there should be more accountability

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar. She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area. Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her. A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.