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@StarWarsDaily_ Yularen had a rough year. As for Obi-Wan he was being hunted by Vader. It was probably stressful. That's why he hid on a planet full of sand, Vader's weakness.

@blacknredtext @shrek2fanboy Test subject

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@HardPass4 WhOa duDe they're not making pennies anymore. That's $3000 make belivium future dollars lost. You don't know what you had.

That was fun.

@codywamsley @consequence I base all my food decisions on whether or not my plate would make it into a Weird Al song.

@Psalms1441 @consequence Yes, Weird Al is well known for being a serious person.

"Weird Al" credits Van Halen for helping him start his Hawaiian shirt collection. "Van Halen had the thing where they had no brown M&M's in their rider, which they say they did for safety concerns, sort of like the canary in the coal mine thing. 'Well if you don't get that right how are you going to get everything else right…' But I was just thinking, 'Oh, you can ask for free stuff, great: give me a free tacky Hawaiian shirt for every show that I do.' That year I did 200 shows, so I got 200 shirts. That was a jump start for my collection." (via @rockschoolpod) 📸: Ron Adar / Shutterstock

@Osint613 Eh, UN are atrocious pedophiles and terrorist supporters. It may be "wrong" but I'm not mad.

Russia published its own drone footage of the strike on a UN humanitarian convoy in Kherson on Thursday.

🚨 Day 55 fighting for my channel My 13-year-old YouTube history channel (@Panzerpicture) full of WW2 archive footage, tanks & veteran stories was suddenly deleted in February over **false** "sexual abuse-related content" claims. No warning. No real appeal. Locked out ever since. This was a massive historical archive I built for over a decade. Now gone in minutes. I have Crohn’s disease and the stress is destroying my health. All I want is a **human review** from YouTube. If you believe in preserving history and fair treatment for creators, please: → RT & share widely → Tag @TeamYouTube @YouTube @YouTubeCreators We need real human oversight, not broken AI strikes. #YouTube #HistoryMatters #WW2History #TankHistory #RestorePanzerPicture #CreatorRights

@MatrixMysteries We need to stop funding people having Dysfunctional Familys. If they didn't get paid to have kids and no dad or job, fewer people would do it.

This woman regularly spends around $3,000 a trip on EBT at the grocery store. She says she has seven kids and calls it her “EBT unlimited card” because of how much she receives each month. Taxpayers are funding a program plagued by fraud and waste.

@BlueRepublik So... the first way I deal with this is to download the data and discover that this is not true. With this evidence, I determine that liberals are very gullible and not very good at math. Then, I argue with liberals who refuse to look at my data. marginallycompelling.com/p/fema-is-not-…

@Rightanglenews Someone already tried this with Pepsi. No one believed that person either

This woman is going viral after drinking half her can of Alani energy drink only to feel something thud against her lips before discovering an entire mouse at the bottom of the can. I’m done drinking from cans.

@InsaneCope She sounds as retarded as she looks

@Saffron_Sniper1 Only two to three minutes because they spend the other 23 hours slowly walking around trying to find each other.

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years. According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

@libsoftiktok According to all hospitals worked as designed, they were very pleased.

BREAKING: Owner of HealthCare Software Company Brett Blackman convicted of $1 Billion medicare fraud conspiracy His platform would generate false doctors’ orders and prescriptions to defraud Medicare and other health care benefit programs

@GreentextWizard Battles have changed. Grenades like that are great for long distance when you're trying to throw into trenches and foxholes. Our current grenades are better for tossing through windows, doorways, and hallways. A much shorter distance where rolling may be desirable.

@TheRoyalSerf Hemsworth instead as Ajax, then Fabian Frankel as Achilles.

@TrumpDailyPosts Politicians

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@TheBabylonBee Feel free to imagine this like Dr.Who explain time travel via DVD extras. Was that today? Am I expected to go? But do they expect me to go? When can I leave? I'm not staying past 9:30 unless they have a cat I can pet. And I'm bringing snacks in your purse.

Husband Blindsided By Event His Wife Only Told Him About Every Day For Past Month buff.ly/TNCcEip

@DrClownPhD She was pretty but I think she might have made a better Cassandra than Helen.

In a parallel universe, Odyssey is a masterpiece because they cast Ellen Page as Helen of Troy.

@AP Cuz America is based

A musket from 1776 can fire a lead ball at a velocity of around 1,000 feet per second. Imagine what that can do to a human body. Yet under federal and most state laws, it’s exempt from gun regulations. Many antique or replica guns aren’t considered firearms and even convicted felons can own them.

@inNomineSomnium She did play the daughter of Athena once.

Alexandra Daddario hubiera sido una increíble actriz para una película sobre Grecia. La Odisea merecía actores como ella, con rasgos que dejan huella y que son incomprensibles. Habría sido una increíble Atenea.