Kurt Erickson

@Bengals that is some @ChicagoBears level stupid shit right there!

@Gilly1060 Dude! I’ve been looking for you for years! I’m great. Still married to Christina, 2 daughters. Live in Mundelein, teach at Vernon Hills HS. Would love to meet up some time.

@PtownSig Yeah buddy!!! How are you???

@Gilly1060 Palatine Dan Gillham?

@IamPapi312 And then miss Njoku stepping out of bounds in the endzone w his right heel. How you miss that on a confirmation replay?

The officials missed several holding calls from the Browns on #bears defenders from lineman to Cornerbacks that drive #NFL

Thanks @mundelein_il for sending out construction workers with jackhammers and cement saws on our street to repair a sidewalk at 7am! AYKM?

You may technically be an adult. But your brain isn't there yet. nyti.ms/2h2Tjts

Globalization doesn't make as much sense as it used to theatln.tc/2hFNsel

A guide to Chicago's storied Mexican food scene eater.com/a/mofad-city-g… via @eater

The Legal War Over North Carolina’s Bathrooms Takes A Bizarre New Twist thkpr.gs/3777256 via @thinkprogress #VHHSGOV #VHHSCI

MARRAS!!! BOMB deep deep deep over the right field wall!!! HOME RUN!!!!! 2 runs scored! #DawgsOnTheBoard #HolyCowWhatAHit #ZipCodeChanger

The single worst first pitch in baseball history now belongs to 50 Cent. This is just wow. vine.co/v/MdAweK9YdED

REPORT - WR DaVaris Daniels has been readmitted to school after spring suspension.

The tricky, complex art of the college recommendation letter theatln.tc/1fx3Qca

Which sports have the whitest/richest/oldest fans? theatln.tc/1lYmmPR

And...cue the spin machines!

The real question of the night is can Rand Paul give a SOTU response without plagarizing like a 15 year old writing a world history paper

@seancrev My rheumatoid arthritis

@seancrev sounds too good to be true.

I think Mitch McConnell has the pink eye.