Void☽☣☾

Feeling sick? Don't click the hazard warning . . . . . ☢ . . . . . . .

@The_Bunny_Doll me going the speed limit and watching five cars pass me going 20 over

After visiting America I realised that people there don't drive cars, they sort of just "cruise" in them, the roads are all huge and long and straight and go on for hundreds of miles, all the cars are automatic and require very little human input, they have roomy interiors and obviously prioritise comfort and at least 2/3 of the people I saw on the roads were glued to their phones. That's probably why most European car crash videos happen on city roads or tight windy country roads, whereas in America most of the crazy crashes happen on highways where you pretty much only have to drive in a straight line, people have just become way too complacent and like only 20% of their focus is actually on the road

Stalking my Amazon shipping notifications like an insane ex

@katiserie i have occasionally but only when i have very long arguments i.e. if(GetGampadButtonDown(ButtonByID("A")) && <Buncha other shit, you get the concept>)

who the fuck writes a for loop like that

@BluebriarArts the monsters are strong, so you don't want to fight if you can help it, but they aren't scary till you have to run and you lose your path

@BluebriarArts Liminal industries does a really good job at this, because you don't know what to fear besides the dark. its mundane enemies become terrifying only because if you run you can get lost. And to progress you have to harvest breaker boxes which kills the lights

Game design question: How do you add tension to a creepy liminal environment WITHOUT adding monsters, but WITHOUT removing tension if the player realizes they face no real threat?

@SarahBurssty @__cybernews @ArcticRel0ad counterpoint, good idea, i fucking love pikmin. if my tax ollars went to pikmin id be so happy

@__cybernews @ArcticRel0ad

> creates revolutionary x86 to arm64 translator > discontinues it > refuses to elaborate > leaves

@LovelyLaurenOG @noxxlyte @Grummz it was "Stolen Dance" i think, but i may be wrong

@LovelyLaurenOG @noxxlyte @Grummz i had a whole thing where after i watched that episode i started plotting a story from Whatsername's perspective based off a song i can't remember rn. i ended up scraping it because 7DS was NOT worth the effort

The Seven Deadly Sins: Origin got censored in release.

@TheCatholicEngr ... That's the point. The point is that we achieved the moon landing through human ingenuity, not a computer calculating everything. The point is if we could do that without today's computers, what wonders could we achieve now?

"We went to the moon in 1969 with less computing power" NO WE DIDN'T NASA employed 400,000 people at that time to run the calculations for us The physical machine may have had less RAM than today, but there were still millions of computations taking place With human brains

@PainfulSatire @LydDoesAnima @suchnerve @MillenniaLudite i have to specify because when i was young i had a cold sore and googled what caused it and was so confused.

@PainfulSatire @LydDoesAnima @suchnerve @MillenniaLudite Thats what *SOME* forms of cold sores are.

@gmilh @nvdjas @Daswasssup And Mia just straight up worked for bioterrorists and never showed remorse until it went to shit.

@nvdjas @Daswasssup And? I’m the player. I’m NOT Ethan Winter. Ethan has lots of fond memories with Mia. I don’t. Zoe was helping me out. Mia was attacking me. I know it wasn’t Mia’s fault. But Zoe was the *I* had positive interactions with.

easiest decision of my life

@TaraBull Bruh i work in low voltage and fiber optics, the fuck i need steel toe shoes for?

People really think safety boots are “too much” until this happens

@_mimiyori youtu.be/z1ZDVhOaa0s

discard any man who doesn't immediately say samurai

@aaliyahvtuber_ Ooh boy there are several, Dodi, Sleeping with sirens "Better off dead", "Llama in my living room", and "Rave in the grave" by little sis nora, Any baby bugs, "Come" by Adrienne Lenker, "Broken Butterfly" by Danielle East. And a few musicals too

* MEN & MEN ONLY * Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@clusterbitch_ @scpwiki @ASHE_ATTACC I'll be damned, Nevermind i forgot how many new SCPs there are. I am so glad im in the Antimemetics division, id lose my mind keeping all those numbers in mind without class-W mnestics

@PublicVoidStart @scpwiki @ASHE_ATTACC no we use this scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113

thank you John SCP

@AFistfulof45s @RespectfulMemes Single people are just fucked i guess

@RespectfulMemes Because your wife was supposed to do the shopping while you worked.

@scpwiki @ASHE_ATTACC scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113 "-as well as partial or complete obliteration of genitalia" Our organ stitchers are good, but not that good. There's not much coming back from that. Anyway have a (hopefully) safe day, i do NOT want to sit in another safety meeting.

@scpwiki @ASHE_ATTACC Did you touch the sex changer rock again? dude you realize it's only a 75% chance to work right?

@Gabriel03011296 @basedbinkie @Feltreasurespot The puppet king is like the the God Emperor of Mankind, keeps all the puppets alive, but can't move much

@basedbinkie @Feltreasurespot So the pupet queen is the highest or there is a puppet king? In my heart she is a puppet princess

Puppet Porter (Part 4)

@HymenopteraWasp @bayporwave Maybe the different hair of vocaloids is sexual dimorphism? similar to mushrooms have multiple sexes and types

@bayporwave Perhaps then when a male was discovered, it was so distinct on its own that it was lumped into its very own species as “mikuo”. Similar to the sexual dimorphism between giant moas. Later on the males of the species were soon discovered to be the same as the long appendage females

Genuine question, what could possibly be an evolutionary advantage for a species to evolve extra appendages on their cranium