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Butacup Pucatub

@PucatuB

I’m just out for a pleasure cruise at night, through eel infested waters.

Earth Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Butacup Pucatub
Butacup Pucatub@PucatuB·
Glad you’re here! Hope we can become good mates 🤙🏽🌺
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cavakaggyreborn
cavakaggyreborn@cavakaggyreborn·
🚨🚨 A DAYCARE worker named Acrah Harding just dropped a 21-minute confession on TikTok admitting she has ROMANTIC feelings for a 4-5 YEAR OLD boy at the daycare center she works at. She blames childhood trauma from her pdf grandpa and her dissociative identity disorder She says a PDF isn’t the same as a sex offender, that they CAN’T CONTROL their attraction to KIDS and it’s NOT their fault. Then she describes her OWN 4-year-old son groping her, trying oral stuff, and acting possessed by the same demon. She swears she never acted on it with the kids in her care.
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Tyler Butterworth
Tyler Butterworth@bworthdasyrup·
Stools are so hot right now Suit jackets with no shirt make you sweat more. I can’t be convinced otherwise. #butterworthdasyrup
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James Dreyfus
James Dreyfus@DreyfusJames·
Today. “Men can get pregnant.” “Oh, for goodness sake, do naff off, you simpleton…” “See, you have no argument…” Why, WHY, would I have an “argument” for someone saying the equivalent of ‘elks make great driving instructors’…? WHY????
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Butacup Pucatub
Butacup Pucatub@PucatuB·
@rednuoPdnuorG Bet they’re all so happy you’re home. Now surrender the cakes you smuggled. It’s their treat for letting you go on holiday!
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Lee-ish
Lee-ish@rednuoPdnuorG·
Now the holiday pictures are done, the cat pictures can recommence. Much better than the alps.
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Butacup Pucatub
Butacup Pucatub@PucatuB·
@sciencegirl That’s fine, it’s the unpacking when things go awry. A mattress can get violent!
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
Vacuum packaged furniture for low transportation costs
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
The cleaners at work put the loo roll on the wrong way around, so I went on Amazon and bought a key for the dispenser and fix it whenever they replace it.
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diplo
diplo@diplo·
I’ll still be everywhere... sign up for presale now to run with me (the real me) diplosrunclub.com/presale-rsvp Denver - 07.12.26 Philadelphia - 07.18.26 Seattle - 09.12.26 Chicago - 10.03.26 San Francisco - 10.18.26 New York - 10.24.26 Los Angeles - 11.08.26 San Diego - 11.21.26 Phoenix - 01.23.27
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Slarty Bartfast
Slarty Bartfast@Poppy_yyyyyyyy·
Missing the time when my small one was actually small and used to carry an emotional support chicken with him everywhere we went.
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
Someone give the social media team an award
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Ada 💞star girl
Ada 💞star girl@Oluchiisxn·
Mordern Family 🥹❤️
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