Puddy chains

@Cardinals @KMOXSports Nolan Gorman hitting as a position player vs DH 👀

Debut day for Bryan Torres!

WALK-OFF WINNER!!

@Ticket_Help2022 Ticketmaster is eventually going to quit showing all the blue dots Can’t believe they still show them They will show some and then as those sell they will open up more Too many people are getting clowned for it to continue Surprised they haven’t went to an auction format yet

Kesha Tour is supposed to start Saturday. Will she be the next victim of blue dot fever? I really don’t see how these shows can happen with maps looking like this.

@CharlieMarlow_ @stlEquipment @getawaycarts

Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano Over in 17 seconds! Let's discuss, brought to you by Triad Bank, @stlEquipment & @getawaycarts!

@Tonysmarkettips Come on now. Who hasn’t been arrested for THEFT after a misunderstanding in a Casino. Russini just loves the bad boy.

I think the majority of NFL fans aren’t even aware this happened. It was chalked up as a “misunderstanding” and disappeared very quickly.

@netflix Same energy

RONDA ROUSEY RETURNS #RouseyCarano

@awfulannouncing Russini

Kirk Minihane reports Seahawks will host Patriots in NFL season opener awfulannouncing.com/nfl/kirk-minih…

@kyler416 @AugieNash Did they find your porn laptop?

@AugieNash I mean, I was still tweeting stuff like this right in the middle of my tenure so I'm not *that* sure I was watered down lol x.com/kyler416/statu…

I'm glad the old Kyle is back. The water downed version was ummm... watered down.

@kyler416 @CharlieMarlow_ Charlie is in deep with the Looksmaxxing

A St Louis nine at a Mexican Restaurant in Charleston, IL @CharlieMarlow_

@yonann @SprawlOnoSendAi I asked ChatGPT what months have the letter X in them. It said February and September Good luck with the 5.5 though.

@SprawlOnoSendAi been using GPT 5.5 and it clears every other model I’ve tried, better on credits and less hallucination

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

@SimpPolice911 Eventually she will meet the perfect overweight retirement age sugar daddy

This woman is every single thing you should avoid in a woman

@RegionalTVCat Interesting to learn Mike Shildt was on Fantasy Island

Live and learn.

@RealJasonKidd @Rangers Luka Doncic would have looked great in this jersey

Thank you @Rangers for the new City Connect Jersey. Looking forward to wearing it to a game this year!

@PaulCharchian The one where he quit smoking is one of best TV episodes of all time

Phil Hartman was great in everything, but especially as Bill McNeal. For me, only Seinfeld was a better 90s comedy.

@MomsPostingLs x.com/momspostingls/…

Typical girls trip

@alphafox Nearly no one making decisions at the company had ever used AI in a personal level or someone would have known this outcome immediately. Maybe they were too busy being successful instead of making Bob Ross and Tupac Shakur wrestling videos with AI

A cautionary tale for businesses that use AI - wow:

@alphafox If that would have only been a woman laying on the beach it would have been the beginning of a wonderful sugar daddy love story

Of all the places to be in that moment: 😭

@BattlehawksUFL Why didn’t the Battlehawks either 1) take a delay of game penalty to move the ball behind the 50 for 4 points? 2) just snap the ball to the 50 so it’s a 60 yard field goal for the 4 points? @UFLNewsHubcom

Tucker McCann gets us on the board 🔥

@KidRock This you?

DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS BUT ME? THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN RAPING HARD WORKING AMERICANS FOR DECADES…AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT WHILE THEY DO IT. THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT FOR YEARS. ITS EVEN WORSE IN SPORTS. MUCH OF CORPORATE AMERICA NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR PANTS PULLED DOWN AND HAVE THEIR ASSES WHOOPED. PUBLICLY. I DON’T TYPE THIS AS A MAGA GUY OR A CONSERVATIVE. I SPEAK MY TRUTH AS AN AMERICAN WHO LOVES THIS COUNTRY. GOD IS MY WITNESS. nytimes.com/2026/03/12/art…