Adult Beefswelling

REPLY BELOW AND i WILL ASSIGN YOU A ZOIDSONA

@rhetoricAcrobat I'm so sorry

my dog likely has spleen cancer and it is very likely it has metastasized to her lungs

@dragondotgov you're going to come home next week having bought a gun

I don't even own the place I'm living in and the paranoia and suspicion is setting in

They were right about the suburb, I can feel the transformation into a hitlerite suburban American and must resist

@dragondotgov I've been in line since nov 8th 2016

If you're still in line to vote STAY IN LINE

@stillin_hiding kids

deleting twitter on my phone, gonna be on bsky

@HSTSKaczynski its so good, crispy little fishy sandwich yumm

@PumaFetish I am not without sin so I will cast no stone, but I highly disagree with you lol

Big Mac is fr the worst mcdonalds menu item

@rhetoricAcrobat I would argue biden's unpopularity is one of the major contributing factors to harris losing

jesus i literally just saw someone like "this wouldnt have happened if biden was running" and whoof. wow. whoof. idk if watching grandpa sundown even more publicly wouldve really made for a more compelling campaign

@SatyrOnMars a lot of people just vote against the incumbent when he's unpopular, regardless of policies. "Well the democrats are in power and inflation was bad, so I'm going to vote for the republican"

@NotHayloftVEVO I was just thinking about this, like yeah the results suck but at some point you have to stop focusing on the idea of the nation approving of you and live your life

I think being online 24/7 is bad for people

they look like lego star wars profile pictures

Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne

@stillin_hiding that movie where the guy wakes up and the beatles never existed and he's the only one who remembers them and becomes famous off their music is so funny because if you did their music today for the first time nobody would care

@CaffeineWoof Nixonpilled

I'd be a terrible politician, I hate keeping grudges and seeking revenge

Horny Popeye:

In Mario Super Sluggers, Boo and King Boo have unused leg bones in their models, despite not having any legs. Below, the leg bones are made visible.

@ShigechiDefendr real, I just pulled Pikachu ex tho so it's over for the 😎

this card sucks so fucking much to play against

@ArcaneCrystal Ys