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@GrizMeta Can I do a reverse ◀️? Cheeseburger to private jet?

Crypto trader turns a private jet to a cheeseburger 😭

be Sam Trabucco - math prodigy - wins school competitions and joins Mathcamp - meets SBF there in 2010 - both nerds obsessed with probabilities - studies math and CS at MIT - plays poker with Bitcoin from the 2014 MIT experiment - triples it and gets hooked on trading - after college joins Susquehanna - International Group as a quant trader learns risk, poker strategy, and market psychology - 2017: quits, trades crypto full time - dinner with SBF → joins Alameda Research as one of the first hires starts running arbitrage bots and high-leverage strategies - 2021: becomes co-CEO of Alameda with Caroline Ellison - builds DeFi yield systems and aggressive trading algorithms - doesn’t care about “effective altruism,” - November 2021: approves $150M bribe to Chinese officials to unlock $1B frozen on OKX and Huobi - jokes about it later in a Signal chat the same year buys two luxury apartments, a house in Maine, and a $2.5M yacht called “Soak My Deck” - total haul around $60M in personal payouts - August 2022: suddenly resigns as co-CEO - tweets that he’s “tired” and wants to enjoy life - three months later FTX collapses everyone goes to prison except him - November 2024: quietly settles with FTX estate - gives back $81.2M in assets, the yacht, the houses, and creditor claims - no criminal charges, no trial, no press - disappears completely - Today: probably living by the sea the man who co-ran Alameda and walked away free

@codek_tv Sqrt(49)/sqrt(100) = 7/10 = 70%

Who is right?

£32,000 a year. Graduate job. What it actually comes to: Gross: £2,667 a month. Income tax: £324 National insurance: £225 Student loan Plan 2: £35 Pension (4% auto-enrol): £107 Take home: £1,976. Rent in any UK city worth living in: £1,200. Council tax, gas, electric, water, internet: £420. Train or petrol to get to work: £250. Bills alone eat £1,870 of it. Leaves you £106 a month for food, clothes, socialising and any kind of life. This is what a 'good graduate job' looks like in 2026 after 3 years at uni and £50K of student debt. How did we let them sell this to us?

@follis_ @zachxbt 😲

> $RAVE goes +10,000% in 2 weeks > @zachxbt calls out Binance & Bitget for market manipulation > Both CEOs agree to launch investigations > Coin loses -85% of its value overnight Absolute cinema

@FatManTerra Are you tired of winning?

A thought experiment... Trump insiders made about $85m today, and roughly $3.9b so far in total, from open market insider trading (on his tweets etc.) $3.9b divided by $14t in index funds gives you 0.03%. So basically, they stole $30 for every $100,000 anyone holds in stocks.

@RAWigger He's favricating lies

@coldtrz I hope you sold the top

There was a time…

@FrostyInvestorr Ok save 2million and take it to the grave ye?

£2,000 vacation: • 3x/year • £6,000/year At 8% for 30 years: = £680k Memories or money?

@rudekyoni999 Always complex topic

if you already realized that cortisol is a main driver of depression you won’t skip breakfast, eating carbs in the morning is the easiest and most effective way to lower cortisol

@rudekyoni999 No they are just raising money

of course they are

@rudekyoni999 😂

that’s exactly what low carbing will get you

@loffyhl Who pumped it? Binance?

can’t wait to see $RAVE make a burj khalifa pattern here generational short incoming (just matter of luck + timing imo)

@pepeDRT I'd be happy with one share 😉

$10,000 in Sandisk 1 year ago is $285,000 today.

@MercuriusFilius BAT = 1 + BALL BAT + BALL = 2.5 BAT = 2.5 - BALL 1+ BALL = 2.5 - BALL 2 BALL = 1.5 BALL = 0.75 So BAT = 1.75

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

@MemesDeCadeia3 Can I pay with klarna?

@shahh Looks like we go 40k before up

In 20 years, your kids will ask you, “Dad, why are all my friends walking to school but I get driven in a Rolls Royce??” You will whisper, “It’s because I didn’t get shaken out in April 2026”

@SalsaTekila Safest long

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