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@AndrewCHodgdon @USArmy @PeteHegseth @USMC We already do, and ours is timed, not pass / fail.

@USArmy @PeteHegseth @usmc You have 30 days to respond with a harder fitness test

ICYMI: The U.S. Army announced a new Combat Field Test to enhance Soldier readiness last week. This seven-event sequence is scored on a pass-fail basis and must be completed within 30 minutes. Events include: ▪️A one-mile run. ▪️30 dead-stop push-ups. ▪️A 100-meter sprint. ▪️16 lifts of a 40-pound sandbag onto a 65-inch platform. ▪️A 50-meter carry of two five-gallon Army water cans weighing 40 pounds each. ▪️A 50-meter movement drill consisting of a 25-meter high crawl and a 25-meter 3-5 second rush. ▪️A final one-mile run. Learn more about the CFT here: army.mil/article/291880/

@LindseyGrahamSC @SenateGOP Morale boost? Are you kidding me? No one is worried about your morale. Do your fucking job and get the SAVE Act passed you useless twat.

I was so honored to be able to attend King Charles III’s address to a Joint Session of Congress. Simply put: The King nailed it. His speech was a much-needed morale boost for Congress, as he glowingly praised our nation and highlighted the role Congress plays in our democratic republic. The speech was a terrific combo of wit, humor, history and appreciation. I believe most members of Congress feel better after the speech than they did before. Though I will admit it was a bit odd that the unifying feeling had to come from the King of England… but so be it!

@TimingChalk It's too soon.

Ngl I think the NHL could still benefit off selling Coyotes merchandise. They are still considered an active franchise and the NHL has the rights to the branding of the Coyotes. I’m saying this because these in Coyotes branding would be elite

@HQNewsNow @RoKhanna You should have just held a No Kings protest now that there's an actual king here.

Rep. @RoKhanna: We are doing this on the day King Charles is visiting the Capitol. I made a request he meet with the actual survivors, I thought the King owed that to survivors given his brothers' serious allegations of abuse. He unfortunately declined that request

@LasVegasLocally Unfortunately the people you mentioned are ghosts in Vegas. The cocktail server? You mean the ONE that is covering the entire casino and gave you an offer of a free drink 2 hours ago but never showed up after you pumped your kids college fund into Kong?

If you hit a $10 million slot jackpot in Vegas you should tip the people who provided good service and made the trip fun — cocktail servers, hotel staff, slot attendants, floor staff, dealers if you played tables. Anything between $30,000 and $300K, spread around, is fine.

@Brandon_Warne No, Hu's on first!

I’m sorry WHO is playing third base?

@RepAbeHamadeh And what are you going to do about it? Nothing.

Just yesterday, Barack Obama said, “We don’t know the motives yet.” Really? The shooter released a manifesto with a target list of Trump’s ENTIRE cabinet. Turns out he’s a California “Teacher of the Month” who attends “No Kings” rallies. This is who’s teaching our kids. How are we supposed to raise a generation willing to join the military & defend this country when we’re teaching them to hate it & hate conservatives? It’s a scary situation.

@RepAbeHamadeh Like you'll get anything done. All talk from Debbie Lesko part 2.

We must eliminate unnecessary administrative costs in the VA Home Loan program and align it with other federal housing programs. Congressman Hamadeh’s family is in real estate, so he understands the housing market and the real damage caused by bureaucratic policies that offer little protection while ignoring marketplace realities. cactuspolitics.com/2026/04/abe-ha…

@ChuckGrassley Pass the SAVE Act you old fart.

As Sen Judic Cmte Chair I’ll continue working 2 get Secret Service fully funded along w rest of Homeland Security Dept

@RepAbeHamadeh Nope, fuck your security. We asked for the HPA and SHORT Acts and you failed us. Have fun in what's left of your one and only term, I'll never vote for you again.

We were fortunate that last night’s incident at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner did not end in disaster. In our hyper-polarized environment, Congress must immediately strengthen security for lawmakers and their families. Let this be a wake-up call: we cannot keep relying on luck to protect those who serve the American people. thehill.com/homenews/house…

@AlanJacoby @RepAbeHamadeh I agree. Abe has proven to be quite retarded. He thought he could get away with treating his constituents like Debbie Lesko did. You're retarded if you think I'm going to stand for that.

@PumpkinEscobar0 @RepAbeHamadeh Retarded.

If you are a Republican and choosing not to vote in the midterms, you are literally supporting the party who wants you dead. WAKE UP!

@ChuckGrassley Just pass the SAVE Act you old fuck.

I’m setting up a briefing w Secret Service leadership & Ranking Member Durbin regarding security protocols & related law enforcement matters involving the WH Correspondents Dinner   THX to Secret Service last night for quick action & attn to briefing

@cwebbonline Have you always been this retarded or did you have to work at it?

More waste… I’m not sure who told Donald Trump painting the Reflecting Pool was a good idea, because it will need to be recoated every few years. As a pool owner, I can tell you paint doesn’t last like hard surfaces. The existing granite lasted a lifetime and should have just been repaired as needed, not coated over.

@JenSiebelNewsom What? I can't hear you with Harvey Weinstein's dick in your mouth.

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior. But that is the problem. Because when that level of disrespect from the highest office in the country repeats itself, it starts to trickle down into our culture and define what power looks like, shaping how boys and plenty of men see women and girls and what they come to accept as normal behavior.

@ScottJenningsKY @USA_Saved_2024 It's a shame we don't have Republicans in Congress that are as concerned about the election as you are. You want to know why we won't vote for them? They keep failing us. At least we know the impeachment sham won't go anywhere.

What do Dems have planned if they win the Midterm Elections? Lower your taxes? Make America safer? Energy security? No, none of that. They will wage "maximum warfare" on Republicans & impeach President Trump on DAY ONE. This is not an election to "sit out."

@Maga4liberty @FFT1776 Fuck your monetization with this stupid clickbait. Blocked.

I found this in my wife’s drawer and she said it was a usb drive. What is it because I can tell it’s not that‼️

@AZSports @danbickley If Dan "Sonic The Hedgehog" Bickley loves it then it has to be good, right? Who ever thought livestreaming radio guys was a good idea should be shot.

"I cannot believe any red-blooded Cardinal fan is unhappy the team took a flier on a potential hall of famer who might provide great hope and entertainment value instead of a B+ offensive lineman who might be just another guy," @danbickley says. What do you make of the pick?

@DebbieLesko Geezus you suck.

The Board of Supervisors has tried in good faith to settle our differences with Recorder Heap outside of court. It is Recorder Heap who chose to sue the Board last June. The goal is simple: secure, efficient elections that voters can trust. I continue to work toward that goal.

@Legacy411 Cheap ass 420 steel that wouldn't hold an edge no matter how hard you tried.

Is there anyone who "didn't" have this bs "survival" knife? I think mine broke the first week I had it 🤦‍♂️