jimmy punchout

🎶closing time, time for us to go out to the places we will be from. So gather up your blue check shirts and move it to the exits, I hope you found a friend🎶

Did y’all know that @PunchoutJimmy wrote a book? I wonder what I signed edition would cost?

@wjb_2 @JimmyMatlockTN Don’t do that to me. That’s dirty

@PunchoutJimmy @JimmyMatlockTN You know when a waffle is cooked just right, it’s crispy but not dark, a medium color where the inside is fluffy. Then you top it with those mini chocolate chips, a dollop of home made whipped cream and warm Vermont Maple syrup. Mmmm

Remember when @JimmyMatlockTN and his campaign were super cocky

@wjb_2 @JimmyMatlockTN I’ve been thinking about chocolate chip waffles for over an hour

@PunchoutJimmy @JimmyMatlockTN Holy flaming tire swing Batman! He’s been changing tires, or feeding hogs for an hour now. And I’m thinking “do I want pancakes?” #Pancakes4Winners

@wjb_2 @JimmyMatlockTN I mean he’s changed countless tires so that counts

@PunchoutJimmy @JimmyMatlockTN But they had polls. And knocked on 60,000 doors. And had the Farragut newspaper do push polls.

@wjb_2 @JimmyMatlockTN Swear

@PunchoutJimmy @JimmyMatlockTN What?

@wjb_2 @JimmyMatlockTN Dude I think they lost...?

@PunchoutJimmy @JimmyMatlockTN Yeah I do. What happened?

Good thing your house is in your wife’s name @JimmyMatlockTN. After you go bankrupt for all the money you spent on morning you’ll at least have a roof

Hey @Mega_BullHorn it’s such a shame your great investigative reporting failed you. Although Bill will be out of jail soon to beat your ass so you can turn your attention to that

@k_watson82 @RJMJr1963 @wjb_2 @NoMatlock Allison you could’ve been in DC too had you not been such a whore

Cannot imagine punching people just to lose. Absolutely could NOT be me

@wjb_2 @RJMJr1963 @NoMatlock He’s beating the shit out of his campaign manager!!!

Hey @PunchoutJimmy and @RJMJr1963 @NoMatlock do y’all know what is going on? #WheresJimmy?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA @JimmyMatlockTN Can’t punch your way to the top, DUH!

@wjb_2 Oh for SURE! It’s a little bit like this...

Question for @PunchoutJimmy. Do you think #JimJim and #ZachSmith are sparring buddies? #JimmySays use a firm open hand.

2 1/2 hours until the polls close!! If you haven’t voted, GO!! You know the drill, folks, you’ve got a egomaniac and four other normal people! #GoVoteTN #TN02 #EastTN

Wow!! Birdies are telling me that @JimmyMatlockTN punched a poll worker today!! It’s not even 2PM Jimmy calm down! #MatlockForCongress #JimmyMatlock #JimmyPunchout #TN02 #GoVoteTN #EastTennesseeFirst

@wbir I hear @JimmyMatlockTN doubles up for “more protection”