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No Drama!

USA Katılım Mayıs 2011
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live right now Squirrel School Homerwork
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@BakerBroken North is just a magnet the government stuck in the ground.
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@NC5 Who cares about future generations of carpet baggers?
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Fervent@FerventHosp·
Today’s Turtleboy/Meredith O’Neil RO Hearing in under 4 minutes… #TurtleBoy
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@Riley_Gaines_ It’s an old meme. There are songs by European Death Metal bands about the Trump God.
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@ClownWorld Obviously this is a government trap. Birds Aren't Real. Horses are cows for the French.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
This sign was supposed to display traffic alerts. Instead it's telling us horses are a myth. I'm not even mad 😂
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Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Police have released more info about the "Harry Dresden" break-in in Fairfield, CA, say both the homeowner & Nichols sustained head injuries. Police are praising the "actions of the homeowner" who raced home to confront 30-year-old Jason Nichols with a shovel. Authorities say that the homeowner's wife and child were inside when Nichols broke in. When Nichols was unable to break in through the front door, he broke in through a sliding glass door. "The homeowner's husband, who was away at the time, observed the suspect through a home security camera and immediately returned to the residence," said police. "As the suspect entered the home, the homeowner returned, armed himself with a shovel, and confronted Nichols." "A physical altercation ensued, during which both the homeowner and Nichols sustained head injuries." "We are grateful that the family is safe and commend our officers for their swift response in bringing this dangerous situation to a safe resolution." The woman and child were reportedly unharmed.
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The Broken Baker
The Broken Baker@BakerBroken·
@RealNurseKim Do we have to do a small line if a guest brings it in the house, that seems to be a rule in MA
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hot and bravoed@hotandbravoed·
@jessmachadoshow i have arrived home and there is a dead bird. just laying here dead on my front stoop. ca caw ca caw!
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Tim Burchett
Tim Burchett@timburchett·
Being @KnoxGov Mayor was the best job I’ve ever had, and @GlennJacobsTN has done a great job for the last 8 years. I’m voting for the candidate who is committed to not raising our dadgum taxes.
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I'm hurting I'm so tired! But the show must go on and tonight it goes on at 7:30 Eastern!
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Supposed to be a sweetener of some kind...
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Anyone know what Boba is? I thought I knew:
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Mrgunsngear
Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
Wife - I need you to mow the grass. Me - Can't; I have very serious & important things to do at the office. The very serious & important things at the office ⬇️🇺🇸
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