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@maxrushden @paul_c_watson It’s time for the Lars ‘Jens Petter Hauge’ voice note to become the new Carabao Box

Tomorrow’s football weekly. Baz Philippe and @paul_c_watson Any questions?

@maxrushden @archiert1 New entry for Pedant Weekly: From today’s episode: “only 2 English clubs had ever won in Bilbao” You mentioned United’s win in last season’s Europa League semifinal, but failed to remember Tottenham’s triumph at the final in San Mamés!! For shame…

Tomorrow’s GFW. Baz, Jonny liew, @archiert1 Any questions?

@maxrushden @PhilippeAuclair @NickyBandini A good trivia question for the pod: Kvara will get 2 league winners medals if Napoli can hold out in Serie A. Who was the last player to achieve this? (I do not know the answer) Also can Nicky please fawn over McTominay for a minute? Her Guardian piece was lovely

Tomorrow’s FW Baz, @PhilippeAuclair and @NickyBandini Any questions?

@maxrushden @NickyBandini @PhilippeAuclair Probably one for when Archie is on, but what to make of Kompany’s first season? They’ll surely win the league but a forgettable UCL campaign by their high standards - losing to Villa, losing 3-0 to Feyenoord, making a meal of the Celtic tie, etc.

Tomorrow’s football weekly - Baz @NickyBandini @PhilippeAuclair Any questions?

@maxrushden @jonawils @danbardell Should Chelsea buy another seven keepers since none of this lot are any good?

Tomorrow's FW! Baz @jonawils @danbardell Any Questions?

@maxrushden Disagree, Szczesny annihilating his own defender is way funnier

Stunningly terrible goals in the benfica Barca game. This the funniest. x.com/uqxczqc566john…

PRACTICIN JUDO IN MY BOB MARLEY AJAX SHIRT, HOPIN THEY DROP ONE NEXT YEAR IN PALESTINIAN COLORS

@austinabbott 10 team full PPR I picked up Otton 2 weeks ago and decided to part ways with Bowers, used the free space to pick up Jameson Williams

Send me a recent trade y’all made and I’ll rate it

@FrontButtt @lgrzych Hey

@Punished_Evan @lgrzych Hey

@lgrzych food for thought

@thorku Who should I drop on this bench to pick him up?

82% of sleeper leagues are asleep at the wheel

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @danbardell @JFfutbol @bglendenning Not a question, just want to flag this article for greater visibility. Fab has such an outsized influence in the coverage of the game (21m followers on this app). I feel we need to hold people like him to a higher standard of accountability. Interested on the panel’s thoughts.

tomorrow's @guardian_sport FW @danbardell @JFfutbol @bglendenning Any questions?

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @larssivertsen @robyniocowen @Towno10 What’s the bigger managerial gaffe: leaving your most experienced player out of the match day squad, or appointing your captain a divisive racist whom half the team hates

Tomorrow's @guardian_sport FW @larssivertsen @robyniocowen @Towno10 Any Questions?

@BurnaBen Can’t wait to see more of Timber. Mans looked so exciting on the ball

@HipHopNumbers @icespicee_ Can I get a tally of the poop/fart bars here?

well here we go...

Bran the broken backboard

God: Jessica, we’d like you to meet our new angel. Jessica Walters: Who is it? Martin Mull: *takes off halo* Gene Parmesan, how you doing? Jessica: AAHHHHHH!!!

@BurnaBen @LedleyKingsKna That’s my guy 🤌🤌

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe Split