Leah Grzych

@Punished_Evan This is something you internalize, not to be shared with the public.

@lgrzych food for thought

@FrontButtt Wow, what an honor to share the day with this..

@lgrzych happy anniversary ❤️

@FrontButtt @olivegarden It was traumatizing for both of us

You eat at the @olivegarden and almost shit your pants on the way home ONE TIME and your wife never lets you live it down smh

I love saturdays because I get to play my favorite game: how do I sleep in enough that I feel refreshed but not so much that I feel a creeping existential dread and the feeling that I’m wasting my youth

@FrontButtt @Kyle_Hancock Oh no 🤢

@Kyle_Hancock @lgrzych The smell alone would have been horrific

Buddy

I need an adult study abroad semester. Just me and a group of friends going someplace for 3-6 mos, learning and exploring.

You ever have McDonalds fries that are so fresh you remember what matters in life

if This Kiss by Faith Hill is playing when you enter a CVS you will have 7 years of good luck

@Punished_Evan @FrontButtt I’ll get him a diaper

@FrontButtt @lgrzych this sounds like a threat

Mark my words, I will shit my pants if I don’t get to eat this within the next month

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

*watching tv with @FrontButtt* Me: are you paying attention? Him: sorry, I was just drafting a tweet at @OreIdaPotatoes Me: 🤔

@FrontButtt This is actually a true story and it was as horrifying as anyone could imagine.

The look she gave me as I shamefully slinked past her open office door will haunt my nightmares for years to come. Fuck

I just cut an obscenely loud fart as I was walking upstairs while @lgrzych was both in a zoom meeting for work and talking during the meeting. It was a 2-syllable fart that I was beyond-confident would be silent smh.

I don’t ever care to know what one serving of pasta looks like. I own a kitchen scale, and the one thing I will NEVER measure is a serving size of pasta. I would rather be ignorant. It would hurt too much.

Tell me why I am following the TikTok account of a lobster that just crushes random items with its claw…

After everything that has transpired over the last few days on our homeowners’ association’s email chain, I feel bad for any young hooligans who try to come and do donuts in our cul-de-sac!

Tonight @FrontButtt and I had to figure out how to re-light the pilot light on our gas hot water heater. Despite how excruciatingly boring this tweet is, I am proud to say we succeeded without blowing up the entire house.

@buitengebieden_ @FrontButtt omg

I will learn a full blown other language before I learn my Apple ID

@DaRealJackDavis @FrontButtt Sure did 🤢

Hey @DaRealJackDavis do you remember when @FrontButtt got kicked out of this bar in college? It looks a little different now but it is the same place @FrontButtt was asked to leave several times that night.